Annoying Girl Seeking Her Annoyed Girl

[ask_captainjack]

Dearest darling lovely Captain Jack,

I've got a problem! I'm a fairly normal female college student. I do normal college things like going to parties and getting so drunk I can't remember who I'm hitting on and reading gay porn on the internet. All of these are normal and expected and I feel no shame about them.

However! I have been in love with my

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[ask_arealdoctor]

Funny, Tish never said anything about that to me.

[dontask_pcandy]

Jack sees what no-one else can, and noone else could because it isn't there...

[oh_doask]

Snap.

LOL!

Nice shirt, PC!

[dontask_pcandy]

Clean dweebshirt beats skankydirt trendshirt EVERY TIME

[oh_doask]

Only if this shirt doesn't play with bombs.

I WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN THE TERRIFIED HORROR IN YOUR EYES WHEN YOU STOOD ON THE ROOF!

[ask_arealdoctor]

The picnic on the castle roof was lovely, by the way. You should change your shirt, though. You dribbled mustard.

[oh_doask]

IANTO HASN'T WASHED IT YET!!!

[dontask_pcandy]

Bleurgh!

[ask_arealdoctor]

You haven't taken it off yet.

If I buy you a plain cotton vest (or T-shirt, whatever you like to call it) will you take the other one off? I promise to admire your abs. Ooh. Aah.

[oh_doask]

LOOK THIS IS MY COCK, MARTHA!!

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[ask_arealdoctor]

Magnificent as always, honey. If you take off the rest of your clothes, I'll be overcome with passion.

[bone_lady]

Just please be "overcome with passion" outside of the med bay. The last thing I need is psychic energy invigorating mummy/d/master and all the research I've been conducting.

[ask_arealdoctor]

I BEG YOUR PARDON? This is MY med bay, madam. You are a visitor here; don't you DARE tell me what I may or may not do!

[bone_lady]

I'm just saying that's all! I mean look at this hand here, the last thing I want is for it to grow out of control, like into a complete person, nor do I wish to hear the mummy banging on the morgue door let alone bursting through it.

Aww how sweet, baby hand is waving, looking at that. Sweet and creepy.

Apologies for stepping on feet, Martha. Just a little concerned and my nerves are shot and I haven't slept for two days and...It's like med exams all over again, except its something utterly confounding.

You guys seriously don't shag in the med bay on the tables do you? That's um..well..to each his own.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Do us all a favour and go get a few hours sleep. Somewhere far from the med bay. My med bay. MINE.

[bone_lady]

And I thought I was possessive about my lab and my hidden med bay deep beneath the bowels of London :) . It's a good thing, shows dedication.

I'll lock this stuff up and be off then. Geez am I that snappish as of late? No one stops to think, could this be a bad thing? Could this be something else? Could this be...

FULL STOP. I need sleep. Two and half days straight pushes my limits. I'm off then.

Nerves are shot, sorry for going off like that. Just worried, that's all. Working on a serum for Donna there, but not sure if I want Donna to wake up from her regeneration, because I don't know what Donna is.

Sleep = good thing. When this is all over, I'll return to London to my dimly lit lab and secret med bay where I will be dissecting werewolves for the Royal Family to find a bloody cure to their "ailment".