Kathy wants to see my Kards

[ask_captainjack]

Dear Captain Jack: I respectfully request to see your business cards, as they must be made of awesome!

Hope you got to shoot something in the face today.

You are sexy-ly yours, Kathy

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Comments

[blametorchwood]

You'd think DCI Swanson would be all over this idea; she was all over me that late Tuesday night in the interrogation room!

"Isn't station house coffee terrible?" I muttered in her ear. "Fuck me harder!" she shrieked in my face.

SLANDER.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Oh bugger.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Although I would point out technically it's libel.

[oh_doask]

She was the one who

LOL

Oh yeah

[ask_captainjack]

How can it be libel?

Do we have a lawyer on retainer?

HANG ON, Torchwood doesn't need lawyers. We have an archivist.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Slander is spoken, libel is written! It's basic semantics.

[ask_captainjack]

I'm innocent of all of it though, right?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Well, I'd have to interrogate you to be certain.

[blametorchwood]

Don't do it, Mr. Jones! That's how this all started.

[ask_captainjack]

WHAT?

WHAT'S THE FUCKING CHARGE!?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

You know how sometimes I'm working at the computer and you're slightly-creepily watching me on the CCTV and I rub the bridge of my nose in a tired fashion?

That's a sign you should take me to the pub.

[ask_captainjack]

Oh!

Heh yeah.

GET MY COAT. And then HELP ME PUT ON MY COAT.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Yes sir.

[blametorchwood]

As far as I'm concerned, that's close enough. YOU HE DID THIS.

[gwen_e_cooper]

GET THE GUN TRAINING. FR SRS!

[ask_captainjack]

Kathy's more cosh girl. She likes big sticks!