T wants CJH to Twitter

[ask_captainjack]

Dear Captain Jack,

I've been on Twitter for a couple of years now. I'm not sure why it's started to get so exciting to the rest of the world, since clearly they should've been following my lead all along (perhaps they thought they should be fashionably late?).

Anyway, you're the awesomest person I know, and I'm pretty sure you could use Twitter to

Comments

[ask_aboutcoffee]

J'ACCUSE! I think you ARE Stephen Colbert!

[ttlynotcolbert]

HOW DARE YOU, SIR.

EVEN ONE AS PERFECT AS I COULD NOT BE STEPHEN COLBERT. THE ONLY COMPARABLE CREATURE IS CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS, THUS MY PRESENCE. I MEAN NOT MY PRESENCE. YEAH, MY PRESENCE, WHICH PROBABLY ISN'T THE SAME PRESENCE AS STEPHEN COLBERT.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I....er....huh?

I'm confused.

[ttlynotcolbert]

Sorry, that's just my awesome presence. It has a dazing effect on the not-American.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

INFERNAL! I will not be defeated!

[ttlynotcolbert]

I MUST SAY THAT'S A LOVELY GUN. WHAT'S HER NAME? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TOGETHER? IS IT AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP?

[askfor_bananas]

You stupid apes and your guns.

[ttlynotcolbert]

That's no way to speak in a lady's presence >:/

[askfor_bananas]

It's a good thing I scoffed then, isn't it?

[ttlynotcolbert]

...you are a bad person. I hope the Welshman shielded her delicate ears.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Don't distract me with how awesome my gun is!

...what were we talking about?

[ask_captainjack]

I gave him that gun! He didn't like it at first but the thing with the cannibals changed his mind!

[ttlynotcolbert]

YOU ARE A WISE MAN, CAPTAIN. WISE MEN KNOW THAT GUNS CAN ONLY IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF LIFE OF ANY MAN. IT'S LIKE A LITTLE POCKET-SIZED MIRACLE THAT ALSO CONVENIENTLY CAN SHOOT THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE

[ttlynotcolbert]

AH, IT'S SO REFRESHING TO SEE A NORMAL, HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS GUN. PERHAPS I'VE MISJUDGED THE WELSH.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

The Welsh are often misjudged! Particularly by people who haven't met many of us.

[askfor_bananas]

Really? After all the business with She Who Must Not Be Named this confuses you?