T wants CJH to Twitter

[ask_captainjack]

Dear Captain Jack,

I've been on Twitter for a couple of years now. I'm not sure why it's started to get so exciting to the rest of the world, since clearly they should've been following my lead all along (perhaps they thought they should be fashionably late?).

Anyway, you're the awesomest person I know, and I'm pretty sure you could use Twitter to

Comments

[ask_aboutcoffee]

J'ACCUSE! I think you ARE Stephen Colbert!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

It's all the capslock! It makes my eyes ache!

[askfor_bananas]

It could have been worse. It could have been Comic Sans!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Don't even joke, Doctor!

[ttlynotcolbert]

CAPSLOCK IS A VERY SUBTLE ART THAT IS ALL ABOUT SUBTLETY.

I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED THAT A WELSHY WELSHMAN WOULDN'T GET IT.

LOVE THE SUIT, THOUGH. THAT'S A REAL MAN'S SUIT.

[ask_captainjack]

There's truth nuggets in his ramblings! I AM perfect!

[ttlynotcolbert]

IF I WERE STEPHEN COLBERT, I WOULD BE ANGRY AT YOUR ACCUSATIONS OF RAMBLING BECAUSE I SIMPLY SPEAK THE TRUTH AND THE MASSES CAN'T HELP BUT AGREE WITH ME.

BUT SINCE I'M NOT, I GUESS I HAVE NO REASON TO BE ANGRY. I CAN'T HELP BUT LIKE A REAL MAN LIKE YOU. REAL MEN SPEAK FROM THE BALLS, AND IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE CAJONES MUY GRANDE.

[ask_captainjack]

Are you hitting on me? FINALLY! You should run this past my butler first, he does my schedule.

[ttlynotcolbert]

I don't know if a sexual relationship between us could work. I don't like the feeling of a worthy adversary existing, and I especially wouldn't like the feeling of a worthy adversary existing inside me.

Well, I guess if YOU were into worthy adversaries existing inside you, things might just work themselves out.

[ask_captainjack]

You'd be surprised what I'm into! I'm into a lot of things! Sometimes I only learn about it at the last minute!