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ask_captainjack

Michelle is cooking dinner

Apr 22, 2009 15:08

Dear Captain Jack, what should I cook for dinner tonight? I need suggestions. I hate my kitchen. GRATEFUL FOR ANY HELP. Love Michelle.

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( Hey, thanks for assuming I can cook. )

cooking, googling

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ask_aboutcoffee April 22 2009, 19:53:26 UTC

Is this why there are four stock pots of water boiling on the Torchwood stove, Jack?

Also, that tax maybe how Tosh afforded those gorgeous Tiffany diamond earrings. MYSTERY SOLVED!

The wikipedia tax is still real, though.

ask_aboutcoffee April 22 2009, 20:18:47 UTC

They don't seem to care!

lawsontl April 22 2009, 20:19:34 UTC

As we have seen, people who write fanfictions are not always troubled with writing accurately or in character.

oh_doask April 22 2009, 20:19:37 UTC

HOT!

gwen_e_cooper April 22 2009, 20:27:10 UTC

Brothers? That'd be like Jack and Gray getting it on.

Who would want to read about that?

oh_doask April 22 2009, 20:28:31 UTC

Jack and I had a family-bond ceremony in the 43th so we could get it on as brothers!

GENE SWAP and all.

ask_captainjack April 22 2009, 20:33:18 UTC

It was a ceremonial gene swap. You got Gene Hunt. I got Gene Simmons.

ask_aboutcoffee April 22 2009, 20:35:42 UTC

I have to observe that Hart got the better deal on that one. Were you conned?

ask_captainjack April 22 2009, 20:36:23 UTC

NO, I was lied to. There's a sexy difference. You'd know all about that.

ask_aboutcoffee April 22 2009, 20:37:57 UTC

Cons do it for money, liars do it for sex. I'm taking notes!

51stcenturyfox April 22 2009, 20:36:07 UTC

Hence the icon!
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oh_doask April 22 2009, 20:36:58 UTC

You were constantly complaining about your make-up being runny in the sun on a zero-sun-planet!

I thought we'd come for a weekend of fucking.

Instead you had a mirror pressed to your face the WHOLE TIME!

ask_captainjack April 22 2009, 20:41:19 UTC

THERE WAS PLENTY OF FUCKING. I just wasn't giving you my full attention. How could I with make-up running???

oh_doask April 22 2009, 20:57:58 UTC

You kept telling me to take off the handcuffs while I was just beating the shit out of your during in thé LARP, just so you could check your runny stars and stripes.

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