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ask_captainjack

Michelle is cooking dinner

Apr 22, 2009 15:08

Dear Captain Jack, what should I cook for dinner tonight? I need suggestions. I hate my kitchen. GRATEFUL FOR ANY HELP. Love Michelle.

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( Hey, thanks for assuming I can cook. )

cooking, googling

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oh_doask April 22 2009, 19:56:15 UTC

Youth wather ith boithing

I tathe testheth!

ask_captainjack April 22 2009, 20:00:04 UTC

HEY THAT HOT HAM WATER IS FOR EVERYONE. Save some for us. Christ!

lawsontl April 22 2009, 20:00:19 UTC

Let me guess, you're hoping someone will kiss your burnt tongue and make it better?

oh_doask April 22 2009, 20:02:34 UTC

Kith my burnth thongue?

I'mth sthickingth ith outh!

xtricks April 22 2009, 20:40:47 UTC

Y'know, unless you're typing with your tongue, you don't really need to slur.

And if you're typing with your tongue ... well, I'd like a photo of that. So would 51stcentury, no doubt.

51stcenturyfox April 22 2009, 20:43:02 UTC

Dude, totally.

oh_doask April 22 2009, 20:53:43 UTC

Ith hurths! Gooth thougth!

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xtricks April 22 2009, 20:59:37 UTC

Indeed, there's good pain and bad pain.

I'm generally of the opinion that good pain is someone else's and bad pain mine, though.

Very nice tongue BTW.

oh_doask April 22 2009, 21:12:39 UTC

I suther thoth Thack!

lawsontl April 22 2009, 20:58:01 UTC

If Hart can type with his tongue, I may have to revise my opinion of him. Maybe invite him over for a soothing cup of tea.

oh_doask April 22 2009, 21:01:24 UTC

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amethisttomoe April 23 2009, 02:50:22 UTC

I'm amazed at 51st century tongue-fu.

oh_doask April 22 2009, 20:04:13 UTC

Sthickingth ith outh HARTH!

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ask_captainjack April 22 2009, 20:06:42 UTC

That doesn't look burnt at all! I think you should stick it back in until you're sure it's too hot.

ask_arealdoctor April 22 2009, 23:15:59 UTC

I am not dealing with your burnt tongue. You're on your own.

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