BATTLE BEAGLE

[ask_aboutcoffee]

When Jack found Max and made The Internet convince me we should keep him, I reckoned he was about six or seven weeks old. It's an interesting (actually it's really not that interesting) fact that horses in most competitive activity always turn a year older on January first, and if it's good enough for horses it's good enough for beagles, I suppose

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[gwen_e_cooper]

There are fairy cakes. Butter cream icing.

Have ONE. One is for Max. None are for Vera.

[oh_doask]

The dog ate the pink one. I watched him swipe it off the counter.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Keep your unwashed paws off the snack tray, Hart. I suspect you've had more clap than a Glastonbury encore.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

You are a terrible liar.

[oh_doask]

The dog also ate the tasty pizza that was in the fridge. Is this the appropriate spot to mention it?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

The appropriate spot to mention that would have been from another planet, or at least across a large body of water. Go there and try again.

[oh_doask]

Why so grumpy? Your screams last night made even your prehistoric pet bird shriek. I'd forgotten Jack was that good, fuck it

You'll have to wash my sheets, by the way.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I don't know, the presence of my boyfriend's ex-wife somehow dimmed my morning. No accounting for it.

What exactly is going to happen if I don't wash your sheets?

[oh_doask]

Your dog is already licking at the wet spot, I hope "Jack" thought to have him tested for MROcs.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Terrible liar! Max knows what Evil tastes like.

[oh_doask]

I'm sure you'll be able to deliver that line, again, all with the hands to the lips and the rolling eyes and that frowny face when there are suddenly four or five of him yapping at your ankles. I'll be sitting here and waiting with my dirty sheets.

[ask_captainjack]

Why are fairy cakes being portioned out to me like I'm in a Dickens novel, Gwen?

I paid for these fairy cakes with the money I took off the dragons I've slayed for Torchwood. A good 35% of that dragon hoard went straight into our treasury.

If I want two or maybe eight fairy cakes, and if I want to eat them while driving or fondling Ianto or firing a weapon, I will!

[gwen_e_cooper]

I... didn't buy out the entire Sainsbury's bakery (or wave my weapon at the clerk and throw him a giant box as you're wont to do, Jack).

Just trying to be equitable here.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Gwen. Gwen. I want you to close your eyes and picture Jack firing a weapon. Coat swirling around his ankles, the wind whipping his hair, dramatic rain perhaps pelting down.

Now picture a cupcake clenched between his teeth.

Now open your eyes so you can see me LOLing over here.

[gwen_e_cooper]

I'm totally LOLing too!

But the coat *is* nice. It smells like fresh baked goods all the time.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I used to think he kept muffins in his pockets.