Technology Tuesday!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

As some of you may know, the Apple iPhone upgraded its operating system this past week. I normally wouldn't be this much of a tech-head, but I inherited Tosh's after she died. It occurred to me that I ought to review some of the proprietary Torchwood apps that a Top-Secret Government Agency offers:

WeevilTrack

Comments

[ask_arealdoctor]

OW OW OW OW OW I need a tetnus shot and a rabies series and a blood test OW OW OW

DON'T HURT HER! IT'S NOT HER FAULT!

OW OW OW OW

[ask_captainjack]

Sure, I can carry you into a restaurant as easily as I can carry you into my hole!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

You know you're lucky we burned down that oak tree together.

You can carry me BRIEFLY across the doorway. Once inside you are to put me down at once.

[ask_captainjack]

YES DARLING.

I'd need to put you down anyway to gesture expansively at the maitre-d and to holler my greetings at the dining room. And to eat, obviously!

[ask_janet]

the best part about your fireman's carry is that we see you ass right in front of our faces.

this is a hot!topic! at the weevil sewing circle.

[ask_captainjack]

Aw. What a nice thing to growl! Thx.

[ask_captainjack]

It's best you learned this way, Martha.

Aliens should always be shot in the face except for the ones that shouldn't be.

Gwen has a good balance between too much caring and "Torchwood made you cold!"

I'm sending you down to the hot tub for some R&R once your stitches are done.

[ask_arealdoctor]

I can't get in a hot tub with a bandaged leg, Jack. It'll be sponge baths for me until I heal.

Janet is a rude, nasty, sneaky person. :(