Technology Tuesday!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

As some of you may know, the Apple iPhone upgraded its operating system this past week. I normally wouldn't be this much of a tech-head, but I inherited Tosh's after she died. It occurred to me that I ought to review some of the proprietary Torchwood apps that a Top-Secret Government Agency offers:

WeevilTrack

Comments

[ask_arealdoctor]

IANTO! I'm going down to Janet's cell right now, with blankets and biccies and my med kit.

[ask_janet]

frog and scorpion, dude.

would you not feed a tiger if he tried to kill you? a pretty pretty tangerine-flavored tiger? i bet you would.

you only want to save the cute ones.

like max. tasty tasty max.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Feed a tiger, yes. Do its bidding? No.

I knew there was a reason I trained Max not to go near the cells.

[ask_janet]

sigh

i'm so alone.

[ask_arealdoctor]

I tried to help you and you tried to EAT ME!

[ask_janet]

this is true.

no one gets me.

[ask_arealdoctor]

You are a rude, nasty BITCH.

[ask_janet]

*burp*

i need a toothpick.

[ask_captainjack]

HIS NAME IS THERESA!

[ask_janet]

his name is brekkers.

[ask_arealdoctor]

OW OW OW OW OW I need a tetnus shot and a rabies series and a blood test OW OW OW

DON'T HURT HER! IT'S NOT HER FAULT!

OW OW OW OW

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Sentient beings take responsibility for their actions!

Hold still, I'm going to put a tourniquet on your leg. There goes another tie...

Sorry, right. Can you treat yourself or do I need to take you to A&E?

[ask_arealdoctor]

Can you get me upstairs to my med bay? I can stitch myself, really I can!

Janet! HOW COULD YOU?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Of course. Would you prefer to limp heroically or be dramatically carried?

She's a weevil. It's what she does! Sneakier than most, I grant you.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Um, kind of half and half, I think would be best... let me lean on you and we'll see how it goes.

Janet is a rude, nasty person!

OW OW OW OW

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Sure thing. Alley-oop!

I know her rudeness doesn't excuse medical experiments, Martha, but we definitely have her in the cells for a reason. No vivisection, though, I promise.

Look, you're bleeding fairly heavily, and I've always wanted to dramatically carry someone across the Hub. What do you say?