Technology Tuesday!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

As some of you may know, the Apple iPhone upgraded its operating system this past week. I normally wouldn't be this much of a tech-head, but I inherited Tosh's after she died. It occurred to me that I ought to review some of the proprietary Torchwood apps that a Top-Secret Government Agency offers:

WeevilTrack

Comments

[ask_arealdoctor]

IANTO! I'm going down to Janet's cell right now, with blankets and biccies and my med kit.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

You bloody well aren't going alone, she'll eat your face!

Let me go in first and wrangle her a bit, all right?

[ask_arealdoctor]

DON'T HURT HER! We've done enough of that!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

If she tries to eat me she's getting a short sharp slap! She's always trying to eat me.

[ask_janet]

i'm saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

[ask_arealdoctor]

I'M SORRY! So, so sorry!

[ask_janet]

you taste like peach nuggets. dipped in people sauce.

actually, you taste like time travel. kinda nutty.

[ask_arealdoctor]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

IANTO! HELP! OH MY GOD SHE'S GOT MY LEG!

[ask_janet]

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[ask_janet]

fucking ascii.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

It really is a lost art, these days.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

THIS IS WHY I CARRY THE STUN GUN.

JANET, LET HER GO RIGHT NOW!

Toldjaso.

[ask_janet]

awwww.

tastes like chicken.

why does everything on this planet taste like chicken?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Bacteria, I expect.

Stay down, or it's the spray for you!

[ask_janet]

no kebabs, then? i have vomit dipping sauce and everything.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Do we get kebabs and organic cotton jumpsuits when we try to eat people?

We do not.