Technology Tuesday!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

As some of you may know, the Apple iPhone upgraded its operating system this past week. I normally wouldn't be this much of a tech-head, but I inherited Tosh's after she died. It occurred to me that I ought to review some of the proprietary Torchwood apps that a Top-Secret Government Agency offers:

WeevilTrack

Comments

[ask_captainjack]

Martha, stop it. Janet's a weevil! Don't feel sympathy for it!

She'll use your weakness to eat you or empty your bank account or whatever.

IANTO

SHUT THIS DOWN

[ask_arealdoctor]

*bursts into tears*

[ask_janet]

i see you.

well, no, i hear you screaming.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Look, I'm trying, but AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED you do not hire people for whom "logic" holds much sway.

Or the phrase "she'll eat your face".

[ask_captainjack]

Can we put a tablecloth over her cage so she'll go to sleep?

We did that with my pet budgie back in Boe.

And it works with Hart.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I suppose I could hang a sheet in front of her plexi. But that just tends to make them mad.

[ask_janet]

fish face man used to leave the sheet down when he had sex down there.

we just want a free show.

[ask_janet]

you forgot 'with H&P'.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Logic? LOGIC? How about the LOGIC of urging me to test mind-altering medication on beings whom we hadn't done enough research on to know that they can TYPE IN ENGLISH?

And do NOT talk to me about "eat your face", Mr Killer-Robot-Girlfriend-In-The-Basement!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Oh no you didn't.

The last Weevil who got hold of a laptop used it to try and kill me! How was I supposed to know they needed a Commodore? There's nothing in a hundred years of archives to suggest Weevils like old-school programming.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Oh my God, Ianto! I'm so sorry! I should NEVER have said that, I'm so upset, I'm an AWFUL person and an AWFUL doctor and

*bursts into tears*

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Oh, lord...

Martha, you're not an awful person. You're a brilliant doctor and you've saved lots of lives.

Do you want to sit under ex-Tosh's-desk for a while? That always helps me. I can bring you a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit.

[ask_captainjack]

That's true. In 1992 a Weevil stole my calculator and used it to bludgeon me instead of using it to do maths!

[ask_janet]

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