Technology Tuesday!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

As some of you may know, the Apple iPhone upgraded its operating system this past week. I normally wouldn't be this much of a tech-head, but I inherited Tosh's after she died. It occurred to me that I ought to review some of the proprietary Torchwood apps that a Top-Secret Government Agency offers:

WeevilTrack

Comments

[ask_arealdoctor]

See? See? THIS is why I wanted to do my retcon testing on nice, boring rats that we KNOW aren't sentient!

Oh my God, I did lab experiments on sentient beings! That's AWFUL. I'm an awful, awful person! I'm as bad as those people who tortured the Ood! I'm... the Weevil Mengele!

Oh my God! I'm...

I'm...

I'm starting to hyperventilate...

[gwen_e_cooper]

Calm down, Martha. You couldn't have known.

(It's probably best that Janet forgot that whole Gray thing. Depressing.)

[ask_arealdoctor]

That isn't any excuse! I should have insisted, I should have protested harder...

I think I'm going to be sick...

[ask_captainjack]

GWEN, you need to use some compassion on Martha to rid Martha of her compassion. COMPASSION + COMPASSION = HOT TUB?

[gwen_e_cooper]

It's Gwensday. You know I love hot-tubbing on Gwensday, Boe. (Almost as much as I like Tapas Tuesday!)

BTW, Ianto washed my swimsuit and it's shrunk again. I thought he was the laundry expert around here.

[ask_captainjack]

You can borrow something from my hole! I love it when you borrow my tops. You look good in my tight tshirts, Gwen. Almost as good as me. HA HA HA.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Right, Jack.

Hey. These are MY tops!

[ask_arealdoctor]

We have been torturing these poor people and you're talking about LAUNDRY?

I have to make sure Janet is all right. I have to go down to her cell RIGHT NOW. I have to...

I have to take about 12 showers and go to church.

[dru_evilista]

...you do realize Janet's locked up, cause she likes to gnaw on people, right? She's like a weevil...Jeffery Dalmer or something. Just think about it that way.

[ask_captainjack]

Just because a Weevil can use a livejournal doesn't mean that Weevils would mind being vivisectioned.

That's a crazy leap of logic, Martha! RELAX!

[ask_arealdoctor]

That's ... oh my God... that's ... I think I'm going to...

I'm sorry I vomited on your shoes, Jack.

[ask_captainjack]

OH GROSS

MARTHA!!!!!!!!

I only gave Owen a free pass on barfs because he was dead.

Ianto's going to have to scrub this you know!

[ask_arealdoctor]

Oh my God, I'm so sorry, Jack! I ... don't you understand? This is as bad as the Tuskegee Syphilis Study!

Okay, maybe not as bad... but ... I feel dirty.

[ask_janet]

save that for me. suitboy is getting me kebabs for lunch and they're usually quite dry.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Look, if given half a chance she'd eat your face.

I'm just saying, it's not like you were kicking sentient kittens.

[ask_arealdoctor]

We don't get to experiment on someone just because they're not a pleasant person!