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[ask_aboutcoffee]

Jack, I've finished processing the new intel I weasled out of UNIT on the Doctor's recent visit to London. (I told you I had a reason to get dressed.) (This would have taken less time if you didn't keep -- well, you know

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[ask_arealdoctor]

Save the "giant toothy metal flying stingray" for me in the cooler, please. I'll want it for dissection.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Martha Jones! Are you in town yet? You should have -- well, no, you shouldn't have come by today, there are some things none of my coworkers need to see.

I think we're going to need a bigger cooler.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Day after tomorrow. Did you get my e-mail? I'll need a place to stay.

I'll add "larger cooler" to my list of upgrades for that place you amusingly call a medical bay.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Ah! Yes, sorry, been distracted today. Email received, and I have a lovely flat being set up for you -- not one of Owen's old ones, don't worry. Those should be burned. Do you need a ride from the station?

I suppose an exam room that doubles as a morgue is only really appropriate if you're Jack. But it is a bit difficult to knock out walls around this place...

[ask_arealdoctor]

Oh yes, a ride from the station would be lovely. Thank you!

You needn't worry about knocking out walls. I'm speaking more about equipment and supplies. UNIT has a brilliant new quantum scanner that I've stolen requisitioned to bring along. As well as whatever else isn't nailed down a few other things.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

A quantum scanner? Brilliant! Jack'll want to scan everything in the Hub.

Of course if UNIT finds out or asks where we got it, these kinds of things fall through the Rift all the time. And you know our motto -- if it's Alien, or not nailed down, it's OURS!

[ask_arealdoctor]

I'll want to scan all of you. Not like that, you cheeky thing. You've none of you had a baseline exam in quite a while, and we need to make sure you haven't picked up any alien bugs.

Don't worry; I'll make sure the latex gloves are nice and warm.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

You might want to stock up on hard candy. Owen use to hand them out after exams/stitches/boning (not that kind!). I can pick some up when I do the morning croissanwich run.

Fair warning, we've picked up a beagle and a stray Time Agent recently. His name is Max (the beagle) and currently he's cloned, so actually female. Well, one of him anyway...

You know what? I'll explain when you get here, it's a bit of a do. The other one's Captain John Hart. He has swords and an overactive libido.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Hard candy? You're not children Oh, all right.

A doggie? Oh, how sweet! I can't wait to meet him. Her.

Wait, there's another Captain with an overactive libido? How many of them are there? Do they just fall through the Rift or something?

[ask_captainjack]

You can never have enough Captains with overactive libidos. And I've never fallen through the Rift. I saunter through the Rift.

MARTHA I can't hear my own typing through the sound of my big sexy grin!!!! My sexy grin sounds like this: 8-D

[hanuueshe]

Your sexy grin sounds like "eight dash dee"?

Sounds like paperwork to me.

[ask_captainjack]

You're not listening hard enough Hanuueshe.

Lay quietly, still all your thoughts...Be as zen as a mug of green tea after a yoga session with Ianto...Ok, now I'm going to flash it at you so be ready...

8-D

Can you hear it now???

[hanuueshe]

Sorry, bit distracted by the thought of Ianto and yoga.

[dvanulya]

YANA

[ask_aboutcoffee]

No, no, "Ianto".

I know Welsh is difficult, but honestly.

[hanuueshe]

YANA=You Are Not Alone. Sheesh, Ianto, I thought you knew everything!