Red Bowler Hats > Red Berets

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Jack, I've finished processing the new intel I weasled out of UNIT on the Doctor's recent visit to London. (I told you I had a reason to get dressed.) (This would have taken less time if you didn't keep -- well, you know

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[rednwhiterose]

In all, not a bad day's work for UNIT, but I feel we could have done the job with, if not more firepower, then at least more flair.

Of course Torchwood would've had more flair...you have John.

:0)

[ask_aboutcoffee]

But "flair" doesn't mean "space herpes"!

Okay, he has some flair. Those swords are kind of cool. If you like that sort of thing. And I really, really do.

[kitty_cate]

(Yes, yes, late to the ball game, etc.)

Despite the threat of space herpes, I will say, 2 swords, guns, bombs, and a laser sword (or so I'm told) are definitely cool if you're into that which I do agree that I so am... So if not flair, he does get points for the swords. And it's so stereotypical but I do love a bad boy.

[horcrionebay]

You might want to keep Jack away from the stingray.
You never know what might happen.

Just saying. :|

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Even Jack has some limits. I think.

He might shoot it in the face though, just to be sure.

[horcrionebay]

Oh wow, I didn't know that Jack and limits could even go in the same sentence without the world exploding.

I wonder if he's ever shot himself in the face, just for kicks.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I don't like to think about it! If I had an icon of me weeping, I would be using it so much right now.

[hanuueshe]

I have my own theories about the prophecy of doom (fyi, you're missing that h) but hesitate to type them here for fear of freaking Jack the fuck out.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

fyi, you're missing that h

Jack was distracting me.

Please don't mention your theories, I like him relaxed and exhausted!

[hanuueshe]

Okay. If you're interested, I'll probably be posting them up on my journal later tonight. Er... later today, I guess. Mostly so that I stop writing about NOM before I slip back into capslock rage.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

We are monitoring civilian communications on the matter, both the Doctor and the amusingly titled "NOM".

We have a program on the computer for watching that last one, the Operation for Monitoring NOM, or OM NOM.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Save the "giant toothy metal flying stingray" for me in the cooler, please. I'll want it for dissection.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Martha Jones! Are you in town yet? You should have -- well, no, you shouldn't have come by today, there are some things none of my coworkers need to see.

I think we're going to need a bigger cooler.

[ask_arealdoctor]

Day after tomorrow. Did you get my e-mail? I'll need a place to stay.

I'll add "larger cooler" to my list of upgrades for that place you amusingly call a medical bay.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Ah! Yes, sorry, been distracted today. Email received, and I have a lovely flat being set up for you -- not one of Owen's old ones, don't worry. Those should be burned. Do you need a ride from the station?

I suppose an exam room that doubles as a morgue is only really appropriate if you're Jack. But it is a bit difficult to knock out walls around this place...

[51stcenturyfox]

This report is cryptic. So although I'm not The Doctor, I don't think I'm spoiled by these spoilers.

Where's Jack? I've had a long day. I would like to be spoiled. Just a bit.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Cryptic is what we do! The crow flies at dawn.

Jack is busy spoiling me, but I'm sure he'd find a way to make time for spoiling you if he weren't tied up at the moment.

[51stcenturyfox]

Yep.

Wait. What? Tied up?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

He could get out of those knots if he really wanted to.