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[ask_aboutcoffee]

Jack, I've finished processing the new intel I weasled out of UNIT on the Doctor's recent visit to London. (I told you I had a reason to get dressed.) (This would have taken less time if you didn't keep -- well, you know

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[horcrionebay]

You might want to keep Jack away from the stingray.
You never know what might happen.

Just saying. :|

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Even Jack has some limits. I think.

He might shoot it in the face though, just to be sure.

[horcrionebay]

Oh wow, I didn't know that Jack and limits could even go in the same sentence without the world exploding.

I wonder if he's ever shot himself in the face, just for kicks.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I don't like to think about it! If I had an icon of me weeping, I would be using it so much right now.

[horcrionebay]

What like this?:

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Odd, when was that taken? I don't remember it.

Very apt though, yes.

[horcrionebay]

Oh, you wouldn't remember, would you... Hm.

[teaboyfan]

Has Jack ever met a problem that couldn't be solved by either (a) having sex with it, or (b) shooting it in the face?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Well, honestly, can you think of one where neither of those solutions will work?

[paragraphs]

stingray? My b/f told me those were flying metal giant sperm! Silly boy.