Comments | ask_aboutcoffee: Angry In Swansea

ask_aboutcoffee

Angry In Swansea

Apr 07, 2009 11:50

MESSAGE RECIEVED:

From: PA Watson (email redacted)

( Blah blah renfaire, blah blah face-shooting )

Comments 133

ask_captainjack April 7 2009, 17:21:41 UTC

HEY. Those Ren Faire freaks LOVED ME and my generous quaffing of the assorted available ales. There's only so much churning of Ye Olde Butter you can do before life becomes pointless.

They didn't mind that I had Ye Olde RAF coat on. In fact, some of the tavern wenches were noting it appreciatively!

GOOD ONE with the "time traveller" cover-up explanation. I can still go back and shoot Ye Olde Ren Faire Mayor in the face if he doesn't believe your letter.

gwen_e_cooper April 7 2009, 17:32:39 UTC

Mayors can be evil. Sometimes their skin zips off like a wetsuit (they do that in the ladies' loo) and there's an alien inside.

:o(

Can we get Torchwood wetsuits?

ask_captainjack April 7 2009, 17:34:38 UTC

Wetsuits are unnecessary in Torchwood!

I like to give my skin room to breathe and be breathed upon, Gwen.

gwen_e_cooper April 7 2009, 18:06:16 UTC

So we've noticed. Frequently.

Thread 5

rednwhiterose April 7 2009, 17:21:57 UTC

No, because even though you get shot at, I'm sure there's futimes after the fact, or during, or even before the shooting starts.

ask_aboutcoffee April 7 2009, 17:52:17 UTC

Well, yes, but funtimes versus shooting pretty much balance each other out in fieldwork.

oh_doask April 7 2009, 20:22:10 UTC

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oh_doask April 7 2009, 20:31:50 UTC

Stupid code.

Nevermind.

Sign it and fetch me coffee.

ask_aboutcoffee April 7 2009, 20:32:55 UTC

Sorry, I was busy deciphering your handwriting.

I suppose you do deserve a coffee. If nothing else, this looks like you really did put your heart and soul into it.

rednwhiterose April 7 2009, 22:06:11 UTC

What no inappropriate doodles in the margin?

I'm disappointed in you.

Thread 5

sarkka April 8 2009, 08:17:22 UTC

BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH =D

ask_aboutcoffee April 8 2009, 10:51:50 UTC

Are you all right, Sir/Ma'am? Do you require emergency services? If an alien, do you retain a translator I could speak to?

askfor_bananas April 8 2009, 12:44:36 UTC

I think she may be suffering from a common human illness known as "brain asploshun". It's spread through the Internet and known to cause incoherent CAPSLOCK flailing and awkward smilies.

I'm afraid the only cure is something known as "real life", or, barring that, a good rick rolling to contain the symptoms.

ask_aboutcoffee April 8 2009, 13:05:10 UTC

Hm. I'll make a note of it in the archives. I have been known to rickroll, on occasion.

edenskye April 8 2009, 14:55:42 UTC

Sounds like you had an exciting day.

A round of retcon for everyone.

ask_aboutcoffee April 9 2009, 01:10:21 UTC

It's been one of those years.

We get through a disturbing amount of Retcon sometimes...