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It's that time again ( Read more... ) -
Your Apartment Getting Wrecked by John McClane Counts as an Act of God
Bad day. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad day.
However, i am now full of Chinese food, have just finished watching Die Hard 4, and soon i'm going to get into bed with a warm and snuggly boy.
The day is dead and i am not, therefore i win. -
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My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulashteth goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as a mamba.harem_ent tricks you! You get a dead frog.nostalgia_lj gives you 3 red evil-flavoured jawbreakers.nyxelestia gives you 15 softly glowing licorice-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.rm tricks you! You get a clothespin.sam_storyteller gives you 6 tan grapefruit- ( Read more... ) -
Karla's Wisdom
You only wake a woman up to tell her it's snowing or that a celebrity's died. -
Ah, Realism in Fanfic.
Title: Definitely Not Arbour Day
Author: ceitie
Pairing: John/Rodney/Ronon/Teyla
Rating: NC-17
In Which AR-1 have very, very bad!sex. Drunken bad!sex. Hilarious and marvelously realistic drunken bad!sex. And Rodney is completely unfazed by the whole thing.
"You know," Rodney said to his team, "that wasn’t all that bad. We should do this again next ( Read more... ) -
The Great Queer Ones
No, this isn't a previously unpublished H. P. Lovecraft story.... yet ( Read more... ) -
Summer Glau for Catwoman
Blame vonquixote for that one.
Not that i think he's wrong. i mean, think about it.
Now think about it some more. Think about the catsuit. Think about the crazy. Think about the FeetTM. Think about the bending. Think about tiny Summer Glau in the arms of hulking Christian Bale. Think about Summer Glau Beating Up EveryoneAlso, Jason Todd for first ( Read more... ) -
POME
Madonna of the Evening Flowersby Amy Lowell (1874-1925 ( Read more... ) -
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First: watch this.
Then: read this.
Now: join with me in crying like a girl and sighing like the massive gayist i know i am.
Drastically Redefining Protocol by Rage Prufrock ( Read more... )