To all you suckas who said, "Asher Strunk, you faking the FUNK."

YEAH RIGHT

GOD DAMN HOMEEZ ( Read more... )

The beers in pubs here in London are like $10-15. FUCK THAT.

Hello scientists and friends. I have a new telephone number that goes like this: 704-962-5328 ( Read more... )

I'm all busted up from a rough-and-tumble mornin'.

Yesterday Dave, Ben , Jason and I gave our bike SWEET ASS paint jobs! They look tough as HELL. Dave painted his bright green and we named it The Grasshopper, and Jason painted his OUTRAGEOUS flourescent pink, and Ben painted his matte black and it looks sweet like a stealth fighter, and this is mine:

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Hi, friends. I have a new e-mail addrezz because my previous account was inexplicably ANNIHILATED a couple weeks ago! So you can e-mail me important facts and studies and love letters at be_excellent(at)ziplip.com ( Read more... )

Who got a job as a bike messenger ( Read more... )

Today I got this awesome e-mail written to my old punk band The Illustrious Hodges For House:

From: nelson loking <************@yahoo.com ( Read more... )

Today I was clipping my fingernails on the front porch. Then ants came and picked up my fingernail clippings and carried them away.