This is neat.Tonight I was riding down a hill on my bike and the radar speed detector clocked me at 32 miles per hour. Zoom ( Read more... )

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My band is playing tonight!

We are in this shit:
Queen City Underground
920 Hamilton Street, Charlotte, NC
http://www.solidgoldempire.com

Ghost Town Law
The Map Says We're Fucked
Even Angels Carry Knives
Abort Captain
Migo Dirge

It's only $5.00! This shit is HYPE.

Hi, friends. The highly anticipated full length debut by The Charles X Barkley Revival entitled "There's Nothing as Serious as a Rhinoceros About to Charge Your Ass" is in stores now! The internet has it for free at http://www.hxcmp3.com/bands/9695/ ! Hello!

War is awesome!

Dear motorists,
Instead of honking and shouting, "Asshole!" or, "Get the fuck off the street!" why not wave, give a peace sign, or offer a friendly "Hello!" when I'm out riding my bicycle on a fine spring day?
Love,
Asher

On a related note, Bike! Charlotte 2004 starts this weekend! Free harmony joyrides on the city bus all week ( Read more... )

http://www.livejournal.com/users/hannahbobanana/20837.html

Hello, friends! Thursday, April 15, 2004 is my 21st birthday. There is a celebration at my house on the night of Friday, April 16, 2004! You are all invited! We will slam out the jamz and also kick out the jamz. Here is the address ( Read more... )

Dear Mike Wallace/Walrus and Sarah Santaloci,
I have bikes! I have a bike for each of you! Get in touch with me!
Love,
Asher

Charlotte is covered in snow!

No work, no school, no problem!

No car, no credit, no problem!

No Bush, no president, no problem!

That's right, he's not coming to town!

Hello friends. Tomorrow George Ass W. Bush is coming to Charlotte. Meet at Marshall Park (uptown at S. McDowell Street and 2nd Street) at 4:00 to tell him what's what ( Read more... )