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Two things:

A) I saw a bumper sticker on the way to work this morning that said: My dog is smarter than your honor student.

B) This woman's file says her name is "Misty Pancake."

That is all.

I'm aware of your feelings. I'm tired of the comments.

I'm not gung-ho about the other one.

She was right.

Jessica Simpson has now proven that she can't make it on her own anymore ( Read more... )

Happy 6-month anniversary, David.

I love you.

I'm at Credit Suisse again - the company that I was at for two weeks that I got bored out of my mind at? Yeah, that one. I'm here for two days, but I have to leave early for a doctor's appointment today so that'll be nice ( Read more... )

I'm generally not the type of girl that enjoys subjecting people to how great my boyfriend is, because I know that it's fairly intolerable to most people ( Read more... )

Friday afternoon I called New Homes & Ideas magazine about a possible graphic/layout intern position. She said that she thought they could definitely use someone, but she didn't know if the position would be paid or unpaid ( Read more... )

I'm curious as to why a $5 funnel cake at the fairgrounds on July 4th is so much crappier than the funnel cakes during the fair. It's the same booth so why would it be any different ( Read more... )

It's not cool that I have to come to work the day before July 4th. I understand that a lot of people have to work today, but couldn't they have just given us a 4-day weekend ( Read more... )