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[8rutal]

[ What's up Asgardians. On this particular video feed, there is this stupid troll kid grinning a mile wide at all of you from her crosslegged seat on her bed. And she's got these sharp fangs and bright yellow sclera, some candy corn horns, and solid gray skin. Oh, and one of her eyes has seven (!!!!!!!) pupils

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[audio]

[parasiteye]

Th' fuck is an "ayleean"? Some sort of deformed...whatever-the-hell you are?

[audio]

[8rutal]

Hey, I'm not deformed, fuck you!

Man, it's like you've never heard of an alien before. What kind of lame, backwards place hasn't heard of aliens?

[audio]

[parasiteye]

Luckily 's the kinda place where most people don't turn out lookin' like they shack up in sewers.

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[8rutal]

Wow. You totally suck at this cultural sensitivity thing! [ On purpose, she can tell. She 8n't even mad. ]

What's your deal? Are you insulting me because you feel insecure about yourself? [ ::::) ] I understand. I am pretty awesome! It's normal to feel insecure around someone as great as me.

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[selfsatisfying]

[ not give anything back? ah, he wishes it were truly that simple. he'd do the same, if he could. ]

You know, an attitude like that works out in the short term, but in the long run they'll cut you off. Whether you like 'em or not, you just kinda have to suck it up and meet them somewhere halfway.

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[8rutal]

Forget it! I don't see why I have to play by their stupid rules. Not until I get something in return for all the stuff they took from me!

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[selfsatisfying]

You must have had some pretty valuable stuff. I can see why that'd suck. I'd be upset too in your shoes.

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[8rutal]

Well, I still have my two most valuable things. So that's not a total loss ........ I guess. But one of them is useless now without my powers! Ugh, so cheap.

[text]

[katlocked]

... WHAT THE FUCK.

[text]

[8rutal]

[ ... she knows that text. That distinctly ornery grey text!

Yeah!!!!!!!! ]

Kaaaaaaaarkaaaaaaaat! Hahahahahahahaha, way to 8e l8 to the party! 8ut that's okay. I'm already taking care of everything. ::::)

I have all of the irons in the fire, Karkat. They are already there. All of them.

[text]

[katlocked]

NO.
WAIT A FUCKING SECOND.
WHY ARE YOU HERE??

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[8rutal]

[ ... what's going on here?

Gamzee had... but it couldn't've-

This can't be- ]

[video]

[orderlybento]

[Ah another one of those "troll" guys augh she didn't enjoy her first encounter with one. But still... at least she's dressed for the weather and she somewhat has her bearings. Such language, though!]

... You had powers before you came here?

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[8rutal]

[ Hey they aren't all awful and unpleasant! Just most of them. Vriska being one of the shining stars of unpleasantness. ]

Yeah! The best powers. I was a God Tier player in my game! Do you know what that means? Of course you don't, you're just some random idiot. But anyway, it meant I was pretty much the best at everything. And they took all that away from me! [ GRR. ]

[video]

[orderlybento]

[Hey she's saying she didn't enjoy you guys awful appearance-wise. Hikari's way too caught up on that to pay attention to personality-wise. Also, girl is friends with Asuka.]

You shouldn't call people idiots!

... I'm sorry that that was taken from you, though.

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[8rutal]

Just calling them like I see them!

Hahahaha. No you're not! But I guess the fake sentiment is appreciated.

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[soflattered]

[ a little weird, but not the weirdest he's seen. but it's her attitude that makes him laugh-and laugh he does, snickering to himself for what feels like a full minute. ]

Oh-ho man.

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[8rutal]

[ ........

........

........ ]

Wow, are you finally done???????? Because that was getting annoying to listen to.

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[soflattered]

[ snrk ]

Could keep going if you want. There's more to laugh at here, I'm sure.

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[8rutal]

Oh yeah? What's so funny?

[ She keeps her voice more or less even, but she's actually pretty rankled. What about this was hilarious???????? ]