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[8rutal]

[ What's up Asgardians. On this particular video feed, there is this stupid troll kid grinning a mile wide at all of you from her crosslegged seat on her bed. And she's got these sharp fangs and bright yellow sclera, some candy corn horns, and solid gray skin. Oh, and one of her eyes has seven (!!!!!!!) pupils

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[orderlybento]

[Ah another one of those "troll" guys augh she didn't enjoy her first encounter with one. But still... at least she's dressed for the weather and she somewhat has her bearings. Such language, though!]

... You had powers before you came here?

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[8rutal]

[ Hey they aren't all awful and unpleasant! Just most of them. Vriska being one of the shining stars of unpleasantness. ]

Yeah! The best powers. I was a God Tier player in my game! Do you know what that means? Of course you don't, you're just some random idiot. But anyway, it meant I was pretty much the best at everything. And they took all that away from me! [ GRR. ]

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[orderlybento]

[Hey she's saying she didn't enjoy you guys awful appearance-wise. Hikari's way too caught up on that to pay attention to personality-wise. Also, girl is friends with Asuka.]

You shouldn't call people idiots!

... I'm sorry that that was taken from you, though.

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[8rutal]

Just calling them like I see them!

Hahahaha. No you're not! But I guess the fake sentiment is appreciated.

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[orderlybento]

Well then your vision is wrong! Completely wrong! Just because someone doesn't know something about your... "species," doesn't make them an idiot! [Is especially talking about your weird... multi-pupiled eye]

I am sorry, though. Losing something that you enjoyed having... that's awful. [Looks a little lost in thought while she's saying that.]

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[8rutal]

Wow, you really are stupid! That wasn't even what I was referring to. Why would any of you know about my species, anyway! That's why I provided that helpful tip. I was talking about how you don't know what it means to be God Tier! Try to keep up.

[ A bit, and Vriska's eyes narrow just a fraction. ] You sound like you know from experience.

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[orderlybento]

... Oh. [Egg on her face.] ... Well, why would you have those sort of "God Tier" powers from just playing a game?

[Blinks in surprise.] N-Not really... Not me. [She's partially lying, but there is truth in the fact that she's seen someone crash from not being able to do the thing that gave her purpose. But she has lost things. Her home, a-and her- stopping that train of thought right now.]

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[8rutal]

It wasn't just any game! But I don't expect you to know anything about that.

[ Oh ho ho ho ho ho. VRISKA SENSES WEAKNESS. ] Really? It soooooooounds like you know. Don't worry, you can tell me all about it. [ ::::) ]

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[orderlybento]

You could try telling me why it wasn't just any game instead of being vague about it.

[Just. Silence from her end. Her eyes look unfocused; not really looking at anything in particular as she's thinking and trying not to think.] ... Don't worry, there's nothing to talk about... I don't think you know what "normal" is anyway.

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[8rutal]

It can be a little hard to explain! It wasn't just any game. It was the game. A game so big and important the final goal was creating a brand new universe to live in!

The fuck I don't! Just because my normal is a little different from yours. Why don't you try me and see?

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[orderlybento]

... But it's still a game that's played on a video game console, right?

... [sighs.] My home was destroyed in an Angel attack.

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[8rutal]

No! Well ... sort of. It starts on computers, and sort of stays there! But each player is physically brought into the game session, where you stay until you win the game or die trying. [ Or everything goes horrifically wrong and you end up somewhere else entirely. ]

See, maybe we aren't so different! My home planet was destroyed by meteors.

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[orderlybento]

... That's very strange.

Destroyed by meteors? [Oh gosh that planet being destroyed part makes her speechless as she tries to block out anything about what might have happened before she came here.] Was it anything like the... Second impact?

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[8rutal]

Only because you haven't lived it! By the end it was totally normal for us. So maybe you're the one who doesn't know what normal means!

[ blink. ] What second impact?

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[orderlybento]

I'm pretty sure i know what normal means, and that isn't it!

... Never mind... It was when a meteor hit my planet.

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[8rutal]

Haha, sure! So only your definition matters and everyone else can just shut up. I'd compliment you for that if it wasn't so dumb!

Oh. Yeah, I guess it was sort of like that. Only it was a bunch of meteors instead of one! Just one sounds a little weakslime to me.