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[8rutal]

[ What's up Asgardians. On this particular video feed, there is this stupid troll kid grinning a mile wide at all of you from her crosslegged seat on her bed. And she's got these sharp fangs and bright yellow sclera, some candy corn horns, and solid gray skin. Oh, and one of her eyes has seven (!!!!!!!) pupils

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voice. gently slides this in.

[soflattered]

[ a little weird, but not the weirdest he's seen. but it's her attitude that makes him laugh-and laugh he does, snickering to himself for what feels like a full minute. ]

Oh-ho man.

voice. hell yes.

[8rutal]

[ ........

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........ ]

Wow, are you finally done???????? Because that was getting annoying to listen to.

voice. B)

[soflattered]

[ snrk ]

Could keep going if you want. There's more to laugh at here, I'm sure.

voice.

[8rutal]

Oh yeah? What's so funny?

[ She keeps her voice more or less even, but she's actually pretty rankled. What about this was hilarious???????? ]

voice.

[soflattered]

Man, where to start. How about you pick a subject and we'll go from there.

voice.

[8rutal]

How about no? You're the one laughing! I think it's on you to explain what your deal is.

voice.

[soflattered]

Naaaah, I don't really feel like it.

voice.

[8rutal]

[ Axel that is a terrible pun. ]

Wow, then why are we even discussing this? Obviously this is kind of pointless! So why don't you just can it.

voice.

[soflattered]

[ but those are his favorites! ]

Iiiii don't really feel like doing that either. I'd rather stay here. Y'know. And watch.

voice.

[8rutal]

[ but they are so bad. ]

Watch what? What are you even talking about!

voice.

[soflattered]

[ which is why they're awesome. ]

Look, ever since I got here, I've been dying for a good show. And hey, I think I've found one!

[ he thinks you're a fool vriska!!! ]

voice.

[8rutal]

[ ........

GRR. ]

Wow, aren't you just so hilarious! I bet I am the greatest show ever. And you know what? Who cares! Even if I am the greatest, I'm still not here to entertain you. Go bother someone else.

voice.

[soflattered]

Why? I'm having just as much fun here as I would aaaanywhere else.

voice.

[8rutal]

[ She is suddenly seriously missing her put-stupid-humans-to-sleep power. ]

Uuuuuuuugh! You know, I have kind of had enough of weird guys bugging and fussing and meddling! I'm not going to be someone else's fun. Bye, loser!

[ SHUTS OFF THE FEED ................ SORRY AXEL. You could try bothering her again later. ]

not here.

[soflattered]

[ :( ]

not here.

[8rutal]

[ DON'T SADFACE ME MISTER MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU SHOULDN'T ANTAGONIZE SO MUCH. B( ]