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[8rutal]

[ What's up Asgardians. On this particular video feed, there is this stupid troll kid grinning a mile wide at all of you from her crosslegged seat on her bed. And she's got these sharp fangs and bright yellow sclera, some candy corn horns, and solid gray skin. Oh, and one of her eyes has seven (!!!!!!!) pupils

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[dreamhunts]

[ that is some bizarre shit, not gonna lie, but he's probably seen weirder so he'll withhold his judgments for now. now the question was-- were aliens just as interesting as humans? there were no striking differences in speech, so all in all, he should probably be quite excited. yes, in fact, assuming this kind of thing is going to become commonplace, maybe he should familiarize himself with it some. ]

Denied. But hey, buck up, I'm sure it'll work out. I mean, disobeying and taking from gods who kidnap you and steal your powers-- what could go wrong?

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[8rutal]

Lame! Why is it such a secret, anyway?

[ A very brief pause. ] Hahahaha. Nothing! I'll be fine. We're their precious "Travellers", after all. I mean, what are they going to do, make me laugh and cry or whatever?

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[dreamhunts]

It's not. But if it's worth knowing, it's worth keeping, right? Until or unless I receive proper due.

[ how cocky. he likes it. ]

Who knows what they'll do to us? We're pretty disposable to them if they can just bring us in like this though.

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[8rutal]

Wow. That is such dumb, annoying logic! But whatever. I mean, I only gave you a free, awesome tip about how to handle aliens, but if you don't want to give me anything in return, I guess that's fine!

[ As far as attempts at needling go, this is kind of lame, but it's the best she's got. ]

So what! Maybe if they hate me enough they'll send me home instead of keeping me here.

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[midnitefluttrby]

[Oh, okay, an alien. Not like she hasn't seen worse, because Bayonetta fights angels all the time. But it looks like someone's pissy and needs to be trolled~]

Gods can be much more real than you might realize, darling. Though I don't blame you for not believing them.

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[8rutal]

[ Trolling a troll? HOW DARE YOU be so meta! ]

So what? Who cares. I have fought way stronger things than these stupid gods in my time, I bet! [ She really cannot believe any of these idiots can measure up to her game session's gigantic horrorterror monster of a final boss. ]

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[midnitefluttrby]

[All in a day's work. B) That gets a chuckle.]

Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure. Still, don't you think it's a bit interesting? How they chose us out of everyone else.

[Welp she'd like to meet Bayonetta then, they can go god-smashing things. :|b]

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[8rutal]

[ A beat. ]

I guess I hadn't considered that. I've just sort of been assuming everyone else I knew would show up eventually! But I guess maybe they won't. I mean, I know I'm special enough to be considered! I am pretty awesome. But that's at least a good question applied to everyone else!

[ Hell yes. Killing gods, giving no fucks. Best time ever. ]

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[studere]

You look like a human to me. [ Or, well, another type of human. Like the human equivalent of a unicorn, maybe?

Still, she doesn't press that point. ]

I'll keep that in mind, though. I would hate to be culturally-insensitive. Do "aliens" need everypony to wear clothes, too?

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[8rutal]

Wow. How do I look even a little bit human to you? You need to get your eyes checked.

[ It's hard to tell if she's mildly indignant or just sort of surprised someone could be so oblivious. ]

... wait, what did you just say? "Everypony"? What the hell does that mean?

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[studere]

Well, not... exactly like the others I've seen. But pretty close? [ She sounds a little unsure now, since the girl was all like "lol no."

But she straightens a bit at the next question. ]

Oh, sorry. Is there another term I should be using? [ Paaaause. ] "Everyhuman?"

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[8rutal]

Not really!

[ A brief pause of her own. Then Vriska starts to griiiiiiiin. ] Wait, let me guess. You're another of those hoofbeasts that got turned human, aren't you?

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[neverbeenworse]

[Enma tilts his head and stares at the horns for a long while before slowly replying - Alien? Well....he can roll with that, he supposes. No weirder than some of his family members, that's for sure]

Probably shouldn't tell people not to do something. It'll make them want to do it more.

[He speaks with the monotone of one who has had perhaps too much experience regarding the subject at hand]

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[8rutal]

[ Why aren't more people freaking out! So lame. ]

Ugh! But seriously, it is really rude. You wouldn't want me coming up to you and grabbing your ... I don't know, ears or something, would you? [ Not really analogous but whatever. Humans don't have a cool horn equivalent. >:| ]

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[neverbeenworse]

No.

But they'd do it. Guess most people are rude.

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[8rutal]

I guess most people don't want to keep their limbs! But whatever. It ain't my problem if they don't listen!

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[wingsandwill]

Why would someone desire to grab your horns?

[Castiel has no concept of personal space but he doesn't do unnecessary touching either. Maybe it's a human thing.

Also just missing everything else about this post in favor of that question.]

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[8rutal]

Like I know! It was this weird guy with no mouth. He grabbed them twice! I don't know what his deal was, other than being creepy and invasive!

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[wingsandwill]

Perhaps he was curious.

[Best explanation he can think of.]

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[8rutal]

Because that totally excuses going up and grabbing a person's head! Jeez. Don't tell me you're a total creep like he is!