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Dec 07, 2011 04:36

[ What's up Asgardians. On this particular video feed, there is this stupid troll kid grinning a mile wide at all of you from her crosslegged seat on her bed. And she's got these sharp fangs and bright yellow sclera, some candy corn horns, and solid gray skin. Oh, and one of her eyes has seven (!!!!!!!) pupils ( Read more... )

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video studere December 7 2011, 05:41:08 UTC
You look like a human to me. [ Or, well, another type of human. Like the human equivalent of a unicorn, maybe?

Still, she doesn't press that point. ]

I'll keep that in mind, though. I would hate to be culturally-insensitive. Do "aliens" need everypony to wear clothes, too?

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video 8rutal December 7 2011, 20:04:18 UTC
Wow. How do I look even a little bit human to you? You need to get your eyes checked.

[ It's hard to tell if she's mildly indignant or just sort of surprised someone could be so oblivious. ]

... wait, what did you just say? "Everypony"? What the hell does that mean?

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video studere December 8 2011, 01:04:24 UTC
Well, not... exactly like the others I've seen. But pretty close? [ She sounds a little unsure now, since the girl was all like "lol no."

But she straightens a bit at the next question. ]

Oh, sorry. Is there another term I should be using? [ Paaaause. ] "Everyhuman?"

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video 8rutal December 8 2011, 02:37:02 UTC
Not really!

[ A brief pause of her own. Then Vriska starts to griiiiiiiin. ] Wait, let me guess. You're another of those hoofbeasts that got turned human, aren't you?

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video 1/2 studere December 9 2011, 01:22:19 UTC
"Hoofbeast?"

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video studere December 9 2011, 01:22:53 UTC
If that's supposed to mean "pony," then yes. Yes, I am a pony.

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video 8rutal December 10 2011, 18:48:01 UTC
Whatever! Fine, we can use the weird alien word for it. Pony. Hey, did you ever find your friend? She had purple hair too. I lent her my jacket, and she was really rude to me! Jeez, I guess hoofbeasts don't have any manners. Whoops, I mean "ponies." Hahahaha.

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video studere December 11 2011, 03:15:37 UTC
I've met my friends. But I certainly wouldn't describe any of them as rude.

[ Okay, except Rainbow Dash. And Spike, on occasion. ]

But if you lent one of them your jacket, then thank you. That was really very kind of you.

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video 8rutal December 14 2011, 18:57:55 UTC
Maybe you just don't know them as well as you think! I mean, I was only trying to help, and she just brushed me off!

[ heheheheheheheheh ]

........ sure! Yeah, it was. I mean, she owes me a favor now, but that's only fair, right?

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