ESTEL HAS AN ILLEGITIMATE CHILD THAT IS ALSO GREASY AND SQUIRREL-FUCKER-Y.

whatever happens, i must make sure daddy never finds out about this. and the turkey, too, because he's a total shit-disturber and he'll just tell.

the fact that said child was conceived with a sexy lush WHO IS NOT THE UNDUMMY and the fact that estel DOES NOT DENY ( Read more... )

celegorm gave me a puppy!


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incest is best!

put your brother to the test!

vote nienor/turin=OTP!

crusade for incest rights!

edit: ooops, the poll is, um, somewhat gone. just, um, vote in your heart!

one of my children is pregnant!

another has gotten married!

my mum is still dead!

the herm is coming back!

daddy told me i'm allowed to do whomwhatever i want!

estel is tied to the bed!

elrobeth is writing poetry to my elf!boobies!

life is mostly brilliant!

it is not fun having your honeymoon interrupted by your mother's suicide. elrobeth and i only managed to do it twice and once each with estel before the tragedy struck. these old-timers are not as resilient as us younger elves. can't handle a little orc-rape or incest. >:(

now i have to do things. wait, maybe i can delegate to my handmaidens ( Read more... )

i'm elladan and elrobeth are getting married!!

and, uh, i'm elladan's going to wear a really heavy veil because he's like, shy and stuff, awwwww ( Read more... )

i have had a baby!

his name is stwee estel jr. >:)

NOW ESTEL AND I HAVE THE BABY BOY I'VE WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED!!!

well, first of all i've decided that i'm too much woman to have only one handsomthingorother, so i've picked two of you. this is a smart idea for many reasons, not the least of which is muns often get busy, forget about characters, etc. etc. POINT BEING, i am smart ( Read more... )