i'm elladan and elrobeth are getting married!! and, uh, i'm elladan's going to wear a really heavy veil because he's like, shy and stuff, awwwww.
*throws voice, and hopes people will think it's coming from the undummy mannequin from isildur's secret, artfully posed on the couch*
doesn't the turkey look remarkably turkey-like, what with the birdseed and the feathers? he looks EXACTLY like you would expect him to look, doesn't he?
*fidgets*
now, where's the officiator?