hmm...

[arwenundomiel]

one of my children is pregnant!

another has gotten married!

my mum is still dead!

the herm is coming back!

daddy told me i'm allowed to do whomwhatever i want!

estel is tied to the bed!

elrobeth is writing poetry to my elf!boobies!

life is mostly brilliant!

Comments

[childofelessar]

:( Mummy, It's ME that's pregnant not Viatlitasinaweener!

[arwenundomiel]

sorry baby. mum's a total spazz, as you well know. will fix. *gives cartier bracelet*

[childofelessar]

Ooh, shiny!

[elladanthesane]

elrobeth is writing poetry to my elf!boobies!

Elro writes? I thought he just cut out words and letters from the newspapers and rearranged them on paper in the hopes that some of it would make sense...

And how come the big doofus gets to go home, while I stay locked in my cage enclosure? Have you no love for your brother? Carefulhowyouanswerthat...

[arwenundomiel]

the herm gets a pass because we need his indentured servitude. i love both of my brothers, though i love elrobeth harder, faster, deeper, more thoroughly, and much more often than you. and we're both glad of that, no?

[elladanthesane]

Well, maybe with luck, ada'll run Erry into the ground with all those back orders.

Somehow I knew you were gonna say that...

My mun just remembered...

[halethsonofhama]

I'm supposed to rescue you, aren't I?

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[elfofdoriath]

*appears randomly from behind couch*
You speak too quickly, I thought I heard you say my darling baby is dead, but that must be wrong. ((*coughcough* denial!))You must get speech lessons.

[elladanthesane]

Shush granpappy. You heard her right right.

But it's nothing a few rum balls and hash brownies can't block out eh?

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[elfofdoriath]

You mean......
*sits down. hard.*
Be a good grandson and shoot grandpappy in the head right now boy.....
*flops over in comic/tragic faint*

[elladanthesane]

*applauds granpappy's performance*

*takes out mallet - he'll live longer that way*