The Internet Has Let Me Down

[artemisrampant]

 Why isn't anybody writing Scott Pilgrim slash?

I mean, it's not like I actually ship anything like, oh, say, Wallace/Scott.  Not seriously.  But the thought is kind of nice, you know, when I'm tired and it's NaNo so I feel guilty writing fanfiction of my own but I just have this random craving for the potential adorableness of Wallace/Scott.  I

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[lyricalecho]

Daaaaaaaaamn, girl, now I want some too. D: Like college!Wallace and Scott! Or like what happened on that CLEARLY EPIC NIGHT when they both staggered home drunk together! Or or or what if Scott is hanging out with Wallace and his gay friends and being all awkward and Scott-ish and then one of Wallace's gay friends starts hitting on Scott and Wallace tells him to GTFO! And bromance ensues! Or Scott angsts about Envy and Wallace comforts him! Or Wallace is even more drunk than usual and just makes out with him for no reason! THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!

(P.S. I really want "I Am So Sad, I Am So Very Sad" on my iPod-- it would be 0.4 seconds of ABSOLUTE BRILLIANCE. <3)

[lyricalecho]

I SHOULD BE FINISHING MY ABC ESSAY BUT INSTEAD I'M COMMENTBOXING YOU THIS WHILE WATCHING DEGRASSI

YOU'RE WELCOME

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So here was what happened: Scott came home, later than he usually got home, to find Wallace facedown on the bed. He was breathing-- Scott checked-- and so he kind of just assumed that he was unconscious. He was kind of happy that he was unconscious, actually, because that meant Scott could play Zelda with the volume turned up, since nothing woke up Wallace Wells when he passed out

[lyricalecho]

Wallace mustered enough energy to sit up and he rested his chin in his hand, still looking contemplatively at Scott.

"Dude, you're freaking me out," said Scott. "Like, more than usually freak me out when you're drunk-- which, um, I guess you usually don't freak me out that much since it happens all the time and you're usually unconscious, so I guess that's not a very good ana... lysis?"

"Analogy," said Wallace.

"Analogy," Scott repeated. "Anyways. You're freaking me out."

"Sorry," said Wallace, who made no apparent effort to stop freaking Scott out. "I'm... I'm just trying to decide whether I want to kiss you or not."

"I have a girlfriend," said Scott. "...Yes, found the key."

"Like that's stopped me before," said Wallace, half-laughing.

Scott considered this. "Yeah," he said. "Have you stolen all of my sister's boyfriends or what

[artemisrampant]

YOU. YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON. AS SOON AS I FINISH THIS ESSAY YOU HAVE EARNED YOURSELF SOME KURTFIC. <3333333333333333333

ASDREJPOWJFDS MY GOD, THAT WAS SO ADORABLE AND IN CHARACTER. I WANT TO READ YOUR WALLACE ALL THE TIME EVER.

[wisecracks]

Hey. You don't know me but i was looking around for Scott/Wallace and stumbled upon your entry. I too am so sad there isn't much. So far i've found one fic with actual sex (though it wasn't a situation i wanted), two meaningless drabbles, and one short one where Wallace tells Ramona Scott will never, ever belong to her. And that's IT. Ridiculous.

[artemisrampant]

Haha, cool. Yeah, people really need to pick up on all the possibilities here. I mean, they're already pretty spectacularly gay together anyways. XD

That last one with Wallace and Ramona...oh my god I seriously love that concept. <3

[wisecracks]

I found the kink meme with several more fics i missed because they were hidden in the 10 pages of comments instead of the "fill" list.
community.livejournal.com/pilgrim_kink/477.html?page=1#comments

Can't find the Wallace and Ramona one again for some reason. Pissing me off. I remember the ending line perfectly too. Wallace smiling in a way that makes Ramona nervous and says "Don't worry, i won't take Scott from you. Because he was never yours to begin with." Bah!

[wisecracks]

I FOUND IT! Ahem. The Wallace and Ramona fic thing. I stupidly forgot it was on plus4chan and not any, like, legit sites.
http://plus4chan.org/b/coq/res/60151.html#i60425

The whole thread there has pics if you want too. I'm off again.