The Internet Has Let Me Down

[artemisrampant]

 Why isn't anybody writing Scott Pilgrim slash?

I mean, it's not like I actually ship anything like, oh, say, Wallace/Scott.  Not seriously.  But the thought is kind of nice, you know, when I'm tired and it's NaNo so I feel guilty writing fanfiction of my own but I just have this random craving for the potential adorableness of Wallace/Scott.  I

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[lyricalecho]

Daaaaaaaaamn, girl, now I want some too. D: Like college!Wallace and Scott! Or like what happened on that CLEARLY EPIC NIGHT when they both staggered home drunk together! Or or or what if Scott is hanging out with Wallace and his gay friends and being all awkward and Scott-ish and then one of Wallace's gay friends starts hitting on Scott and Wallace tells him to GTFO! And bromance ensues! Or Scott angsts about Envy and Wallace comforts him! Or Wallace is even more drunk than usual and just makes out with him for no reason! THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!

(P.S. I really want "I Am So Sad, I Am So Very Sad" on my iPod-- it would be 0.4 seconds of ABSOLUTE BRILLIANCE. <3)

[lyricalecho]

I SHOULD BE FINISHING MY ABC ESSAY BUT INSTEAD I'M COMMENTBOXING YOU THIS WHILE WATCHING DEGRASSI

YOU'RE WELCOME

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So here was what happened: Scott came home, later than he usually got home, to find Wallace facedown on the bed. He was breathing-- Scott checked-- and so he kind of just assumed that he was unconscious. He was kind of happy that he was unconscious, actually, because that meant Scott could play Zelda with the volume turned up, since nothing woke up Wallace Wells when he passed out

[lyricalecho]

Wallace mustered enough energy to sit up and he rested his chin in his hand, still looking contemplatively at Scott.

"Dude, you're freaking me out," said Scott. "Like, more than usually freak me out when you're drunk-- which, um, I guess you usually don't freak me out that much since it happens all the time and you're usually unconscious, so I guess that's not a very good ana... lysis?"

"Analogy," said Wallace.

"Analogy," Scott repeated. "Anyways. You're freaking me out."

"Sorry," said Wallace, who made no apparent effort to stop freaking Scott out. "I'm... I'm just trying to decide whether I want to kiss you or not."

"I have a girlfriend," said Scott. "...Yes, found the key."

"Like that's stopped me before," said Wallace, half-laughing.

Scott considered this. "Yeah," he said. "Have you stolen all of my sister's boyfriends or what

[artemisrampant]

YOU. YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON. AS SOON AS I FINISH THIS ESSAY YOU HAVE EARNED YOURSELF SOME KURTFIC. <3333333333333333333

ASDREJPOWJFDS MY GOD, THAT WAS SO ADORABLE AND IN CHARACTER. I WANT TO READ YOUR WALLACE ALL THE TIME EVER.

[lyricalecho]

<3 <3 <3 <3

I WANT TO WRITE WALLACE ALL THE TIME EVER. ALSO I WISH EVERYONE COULD TALK LIKE SCOTT PILGRIM CHARACTERS TALK BECAUSE IT MAKES DIALOGUE SO MUCH MORE AWESOME.

AI RAAAAAAAB YOU

[wisecracks]

FFFFFF and then next time Scott goes to kiss Ramona it is sadly lacking the taste of fruity drinks and there is much disappoint!

I'm glad i stumbled here a few days ago. Thank you!

[tieleen]

Oh, yay! Found this through looking for Wallace/Scott. It's adorable, and exactly them.

[artemisrampant]

Ahaha, I love how my journal is apparently coming up in everybody's searches. I'M TOTALLY FAMOUS YOU GUYS ^_^