In which things continue to happen, but there still is no kinky bondage sex. I'm starting to feel like this book is more chaste than I was led to believe.

http://conjugalfelicity.com/fifty-shades-of-grey/raging-female-hormones/

For reasons that are unclear even to me, I have begun sporking an entirely new book - EL James' literary masterpiece, "Fifty Shades of Grey."

It's....kinda bad.

http://conjugalfelicity.com/fifty-shades-of-grey/

Gotta admit, chapter 11 nearly did me in completely.

If it wasn't for the driving ambition to get the f**king thing finished, so I can add 'completed spork of a failtastic book' to my life's accomplishments I think this is the one which would have made me give up completely and throw in the towel.

http://pipedreamno20.wikispaces.com/City+of+Bones+ ( Read more... )

So I did say when I last posted about this spork (Chapter Eight) that I was going to start updating quicker. That was before I was hit with an intense bout of anger and depression at my frustratingly out-of-my-control living situation and then suddenly as it was waning there appeared a light at the end of the tunnel. The opportunity to start ( Read more... )

In which there is violence, poison, and obscene amounts of exposition. It's a new Maradonia spork, and the last Maradonia spork (for a while, at least).

http://conjugalfelicity.com/law-of-blood/pretty-shallow-minded-and-mean/

In which Gloria Tesch writes the first rape scene of her long and illustrious career:

http://conjugalfelicity.com/law-of-blood/spiritual-frontier-commuters/

One would've thought Angel Of Death broke me, but...this one came pretty close.

( warning of what entails in said MST so you can decide if you want to read it or not )

In which Maya gets some new godlike powers, Tesch introduces a few more inconsistencies, and there's a lot of general nonsense.

http://conjugalfelicity.com/law-of-blood/sparkling-elixir-of-crystal-glitter/

And just like that, the first ever Hardy Boys spork comes to a spine-tingled, pulse-pounding, jaw-clenching, shit-your-boxers ending.

http://conjugalfelicity.com/the-hardy-boys/bombay-boomerang/part-three/

In which there is retro linguistics, poorly thought out plot lines, and cliffhangers. Lots and lots of cliffhangers.

http://conjugalfelicity.com/the-hardy-boys/bombay-boomerang/part-two/