Halfway through.

http://conjugalfelicity.com/dragons-lexicon-triumvirate/fragment-eight-the-perfunctory-ruthlessness-of-an-unrestrained-cpu/

I can do it. 

After a really long-ass fucking time, I post a new Robert Stanek spork:

http://conjugalfelicity.com/kingdom-alliance/part-8-soliloquy/

http://conjugalfelicity.com/at-first-glance/part-7-abortion-via-rattlesnake/

There are magnificently kissable breasts.

http://conjugalfelicity.com/at-first-glance/part-5-that-sensuous-mare/

http://www.fanworks.org/view.php?storyid=59036&start=1

The not-so-thrilling conclusion to my popslash spork. Not a big segment, but what it lacks in length, it makes up for...um, lack of graphic descriptions of alien assbaby birth, I suppose. Enjoy:)

http://www.fanworks.org/view.php?storyid=59004&start=1

Part 2 of the popslash MST from last time. Same warnings still apply. Apologies in advance that some riffs are less actual riffing and more "DEAR GOD THIS FIC SUCKS!", I was just close to putting my furniture ( Read more... )

http://www.fanworks.org/view.php?storyid=58253Read more... )

Anastasia flies on a plane, sends and receives some emails, and drinks alcohol. It's absolutely gripping.

http://conjugalfelicity.com/fifty-shades-of-grey/please-dont-hit-me/

I just.

http://conjugalfelicity.com/fifty-shades-of-grey/demeaned-debased-and-abused/

words really are failing me at how to properly describe the badness. 

It's an all-new, all-in-one spork!

http://conjugalfelicity.com/maggie-goes-on-a-diet/