http://conjugalfelicity.com/dragons-lexicon-triumvirate/

The pain is real and can be felt through the computer screen. 

The spork continues. It has phrases like "Infinitely Reflexive Nihilistic Conjecture" in case you needed more of a reason to avoid it.http://conjugalfelicity.com/dragons-lexicon-triumvirate/fragment-seven-

After a really long-ass fucking time, I post a new Robert Stanek spork:

http://conjugalfelicity.com/kingdom-alliance/part-8-soliloquy/