( Hello to everyone )

http://conjugalfelicity.com/at-first-glance/part-7-abortion-via-rattlesnake/

Sadly, this is not a Firefly rip-off.

http://conjugalfelicity.com/at-first-glance/part-6-tight-fitting-pants/

The Forbiden Fruit is a pretty well-known badfic. It hits all the right marks when it comes to terrible fanfiction; blatant Mary Sue, poor spelling and grammar, Ye Olde English, clusterfuck sex scenes, Twilight, and the hatred of the word "penis." It's really no wonder it's been sporked to death but even the core of the apple is somewhat edible, so ( Read more... )

In which....there is more sex, and more atrocious writing.

http://conjugalfelicity.com/fifty-shades-of-grey/steel-encased-in-velvet/

In MST3K terms, this was probably my "Castle Of Fu Manchu" :( The disclaimers are at the end because I feel like being evil to anyone outside who stumbles upon it, but I'm giving you all the heads-up here that this fic involves (highlight to read) aged-up Peanuts characters in BDSM acts. Don't say I didn't warn ya!

Click if you wish to proceed...

I seem to be posting almost entirely content that is not even remotely safe for work. Sorry about that. Eventually I'll get back to some nice, clean, slightly racist Christian fantasy. I swear.

In the meantime:

http://conjugalfelicity.com/fifty-shades-of-grey/a-scorching-smoky-gray/

I realized that it had been nearly two months since I last set foot in the dangerous waters of Linda Berdoll's legendary Pride and Prejudice porn fanfiction fantasyland. And what an installment we have. It's actually the most explicit chapter I think Berdoll has ever written.

http://conjugalfelicity.com/the-ruling-passion/the-sixth-rule/

In which things get a little sexual assaulty.

http://conjugalfelicity.com/fifty-shades-of-grey/the-spanish-inquisition/

In which not much sex happens:

http://conjugalfelicity.com/fifty-shades-of-grey/so-freaking-hot/