On a leash that chokes so hard...

[aristophanes]

You wake up and your throat hurts. You decided to cut down on smoking

Comments

[imaginary_love_]

You're getting old.

Hurry up and make lots of babies!!

[aristophanes]

I got plenty of baby cream, just no where to put it.

[imaginary_love_]

One wonders how that could be what with all your class...

Try lowering your standards.

[mdm_sosostris]

Put that quote on a T-shirt and hit the town. I'm sure the girls'll come a'runnin'.