Comments | aristophanes: On a leash that chokes so hard...

aristophanes

Apr 08, 2007 12:04

You wake up and your throat hurts. You decided to cut down on smoking ( Read more... )

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imaginary_love_ April 8 2007, 16:35:41 UTC

You're getting old.

Hurry up and make lots of babies!!

aristophanes April 8 2007, 18:08:09 UTC

I got plenty of baby cream, just no where to put it.

imaginary_love_ April 8 2007, 18:31:01 UTC

One wonders how that could be what with all your class...

Try lowering your standards.

mdm_sosostris April 8 2007, 21:22:10 UTC

Put that quote on a T-shirt and hit the town. I'm sure the girls'll come a'runnin'.

aristophanes April 9 2007, 13:37:14 UTC

Shouldn't you be busy knocking over old people or something?

mdm_sosostris April 9 2007, 15:34:02 UTC

I'm just trying to help! But hey, if you'd rather hold on to your surplus "baby juice," that is entirely up to you.

imaginary_love_ April 9 2007, 04:28:49 UTC

P.S. I will totally use some of that baby cream as long as I can name the offspring Pacey.

Can you Fed Ex baby cream?

You know you want to...

aristophanes April 9 2007, 13:55:52 UTC

Hey, you already *had* your chance to name an offspring Pacey, and you decided (correctly) not to.

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