On a leash that chokes so hard...
You wake up and your throat hurts. You decided to cut down on smoking.
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You notice your knees also hurt. Perhaps you should take a day off from running.
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Then you realize your tail bone hurts.
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Quickly you attempt to verify your sexual identity through a question and answer session with your brain.
'Uh, so what exactly happen last night?'
'You got drunk, you threw up, you're still not gay.'
'Not that there's anything wrong that.'
'Oh, heavens no!'
Good times, great oldies.
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You notice your knees also hurt. Perhaps you should take a day off from running.
.
.
.
Then you realize your tail bone hurts.
.
.
Quickly you attempt to verify your sexual identity through a question and answer session with your brain.
'Uh, so what exactly happen last night?'
'You got drunk, you threw up, you're still not gay.'
'Not that there's anything wrong that.'
'Oh, heavens no!'
Good times, great oldies.