Most of you were here the last time I put this up, in an older form. I took it down when someone I now know to be... ah, rather unpleasant... defriended me because of it, and I'm not proud of having removed it. So here it is, back again ( Read more... )

2014 has begun, for me, with enveloping fog... and horrible farts. XP I hope y'all are having a better one so far.

IT HOT. ME SKUK NO CAN SLEEP, HAS MUCH CRANKY.

ME SKUK NOT LIKE MORNINGS BUT ME SKUK STOOPID BODY NOT GIVE CHOICE BUT BE AWAKE. MUCH CRANKY.

People America Is Set Up To Cater To The Needs Of: White, cisgendered, heterosexual, Protestant, naturalized and descended of same, English-speaking, neurologically-typical, college-educated, financially-independent, gainfully-employed, home-and-car-owning, driver's-licensed, 'macho' males.
People It Kind Of Sucks To Be In America: everyone else.

This song (music in first link, lyrics in second) + mainlining the Naruto anime on Hulu = a creepy AU ficbunny wherein Neji actually managed to kill Hinata during their match in the Chuunin Exam finals and she returns to haunt him as a vengeful onryo. cannot write it but the bunny is gnawing my feets. adopt it please?

featuring, among other random things, a disembodied Pikachu butt. ~amused!~

Mayapocalypse... it's just occurred to me that the whole thing is the Pre-Columbian version of the Y2K panic. Besides, carvings have been found which reference dates after tomorrow, so don't y'all worry.

...is a high-caliber bullet to the brain.
I am painfully out of shape and have no prayer of surviving any kind of postapocalyptic scenario even WITHOUT the prospect of motile corpses gnawing on me but I will be damned if I'll let my own body go walking about under its own power and chewing on people once I've left it, plus gunshot > zombie-chow ( Read more... )

This ficbit has been rattling around in my brain ever since I first saw 'Avengers ( Read more... )