People America Is Set Up To Cater To The Needs Of: White, cisgendered, heterosexual, Protestant, naturalized and descended of same, English-speaking, neurologically-typical, college-educated, financially-independent, gainfully-employed, home-and-car-owning, driver's-licensed, 'macho' males.
People It Kind Of Sucks To Be In America: everyone else.

Dear road workers...
WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING JACKHAMMERS GOING AT EIGHT-THIRTY IN THE GODSDAMN MORNING? NOT ALL OF US ARE OFF TO WORK AT SIX, ASSNUGGETS!
Yours,
One very disgruntled snarkling.

My family: Your stomach is so empty it's cramping? GOOD! You eat too much anyway!
Me: O_o there is no logic!
My family: There must be something wrong with you, because we all agree that hunger is good!

Of cooourrrrse. Food is evil and poisonous and we should all be capable of subsisting entirely on fresh air, sunshine, and nutritional supplement ( Read more... )

I finally got a new hard drive for my computer... but not four hours after I got it set up, the evil little technological gremlin that it is, proceeded to all but *grind the thing up and spit it out*. It was doing the same thing the old hard drive was doing before it died the Final Death, and I doubt our local power outage did it much of a kindness ( Read more... )

My tights have a hole in the crotch. My NEW tights. That I bought YESTERDAY and have worn ONCE!

I just BOUGHT these! They shouldn't be coming apart for a good long time! ~Sunstreaker-esque fit of infuriated bitching about shoddy materials~

Cut class in order to pack ( Read more... )