An open letter to the road crew currently at work on my street.

[arinye]

Dear road workers...
WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING JACKHAMMERS GOING AT EIGHT-THIRTY IN THE GODSDAMN MORNING? NOT ALL OF US ARE OFF TO WORK AT SIX, ASSNUGGETS!
Yours,
One very disgruntled snarkling.