002. An Introduction to Me

[argylenkneesox]

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This is an introductory video of the soon to be famous Rachel Berry. That would be me. I have used my amateur editing skills and created this video to introduce myself to those of you who have yet to become acquainted with me.

I have also taken the opportunity to clear up some rumors that were floating around about me and Mr. Sandy Ryerson last

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[artiejabrams]

so...you mean you weren't caught having a tea party with Mr. Ryerson while wearing dominatrix leather?

drat.

[argylenkneesox]

That's the rumor you heard?

Well, that's hardly accurate. I loathe leather. Those poor defenseless bovine.

Gossip mongers are so unimaginative these days.

[artiejabrams]

no, that's the one I just made up to make you gasp in horror ;)

it's much more entertaining than the REAL rumours though. Anyways, it could have been that fake leather stuff, easily.

Cows are tasty.

[argylenkneesox]

I would describe my gasp as full of indignation and a little light on the horror, but kudos on the attempt.

Every time your teeth tear into a steak, a calf loses its mommy. How can you enjoy your carnivorous appetite knowing that out there is a baby cow mooing for its Mom?

[cadieplayscello]

so...tell me more about that glee thing you put up the poster for...

[argylenkneesox]

What facet of glee club might you be interested in? Are you moved by the emotional, soul-wrenching Broadway numbers? Are you looking to be my leading man? I am looking for someone who can keep up with me vocally and emotionally.

Or perhaps you'd prefer a more low-key role of swaying in the background while I sing?

[cadieplayscello]

oh, definitely the swaying in the background part.

or better yet, the not singing at all and playing music part.

I'm a musician. and I don't sing. Actually, let me rephrase - I can't sing. I can't talk at all.

[argylenkneesox]

Well that could be slightly problematic, but I suppose could always use a walking accompaniment.

[eloquinnt]

I really hope you don't consider yourself the best part of that stupid club.

[argylenkneesox]

I need not consider anything, I already know I am the best part of the phenomenal glee club. You shouldn't look so lowly on it, Quinn, we will be heading to Nationals this year. And when we win, our status will go inevitably go up. You just wait and see.

[eloquinnt]

That's exactly my point though, Berry. You consider yourself the best part of the club, but you suck so good luck at Nationals. Try not to throw yourself off a bridge when you lose.

[argylenkneesox]

1. Lima lacks bridges.
2. I realize your hostility is coming from a place of sheer jealousy, not everyone can be nearly as talented as myself, so your cruelty doesn't faze me in the slightest. You can say awful things to me all you want, but I'm the one that's going to be famous one day. I'll make sure to say 'hi' in my Tony acceptance speech.

[kurtsturn]

Rachel Rachel. You are not the best thing. I am. But that aside your self introduction was both self-serving and grating. Thankfully your performance was excellent.

See you at practice.

[argylenkneesox]

I was just being honest, Kurt. I don't devalue your addition to the club. You bring a certain flair to our band of creative misfits, but there's no denying my talent.

My performances are always excellent.

See you soon, Kurt!

[tina_squarethec]

Wait. Hold the phone. The rumors aren't true? Well that changes everything.

Nice job with the video. That must have been a lot of work.

[argylenkneesox]

...What rumors did you hear?

[tina_squarethec]

Honestly, I didn't really hear much of anything. Well just that you're responsible for him getting fired. But that's it.

[argylenkneesox]

I would't say I was... responsible, exactly. I made a selfless, mature decision to protect my peers. That's all.