002. An Introduction to Me

[argylenkneesox]

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This is an introductory video of the soon to be famous Rachel Berry. That would be me. I have used my amateur editing skills and created this video to introduce myself to those of you who have yet to become acquainted with me.

I have also taken the opportunity to clear up some rumors that were floating around about me and Mr. Sandy Ryerson last

Comments

[eloquinnt]

I really hope you don't consider yourself the best part of that stupid club.

[argylenkneesox]

I need not consider anything, I already know I am the best part of the phenomenal glee club. You shouldn't look so lowly on it, Quinn, we will be heading to Nationals this year. And when we win, our status will go inevitably go up. You just wait and see.

[eloquinnt]

That's exactly my point though, Berry. You consider yourself the best part of the club, but you suck so good luck at Nationals. Try not to throw yourself off a bridge when you lose.

[argylenkneesox]

1. Lima lacks bridges.
2. I realize your hostility is coming from a place of sheer jealousy, not everyone can be nearly as talented as myself, so your cruelty doesn't faze me in the slightest. You can say awful things to me all you want, but I'm the one that's going to be famous one day. I'll make sure to say 'hi' in my Tony acceptance speech.

[eloquinnt]

1. Oh, excuse me, try not to throw yourself off a tall building. No, wait, please throw yourself off a tall building.
2. It's actually very amusing that you think I'm jealous of you.

[argylenkneesox]

1. Well, that's just rude. But, I'll meet you at the bottom. Blondes fall faster.
2. I don't think you're jealous. You are jealous. Why feel the need to continually bully me if you weren't secretly wishing you were more like me?

[eloquinnt]

1. I'm not jumping off of any buildings, thanks.
2. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Why would I ever want to be like you? Just look at yourself. How is that something to be desired? It's not.

[argylenkneesox]

1. That's a pity. I was hoping you'd soften my landing.
2. So you desire mediocrity, but not excellence? What a fulfilling future you have ahead of you, Quinn Fabray.

[eloquinnt]

1. No. And even if the fall didn't kill me, I'm sure your fat ass landing on me would.
2. I already am excellent, Berry. You're a mediocre mannish troll.

[argylenkneesox]

1. I think you'll find, you're the one with the larger gluteus mximus. I'm so light I'd just bounce right off your rear end.
2. I would agree that I am quite mediocre at being a mannish troll as I am neither man nor troll, but that was a good attempt at deflection.

[eloquinnt]

1. Is that so? Why are you checking out my ass, Berry? Are you a fag like the rest of your stupid club?
2. And I'm not convinced that you're neither man nor troll. Actually, it'd make complete sense if you were a trannie with those man hands of yours.

[argylenkneesox]

1. I didn't need to check out your behind - just the latest edition of MicKinley's Fat Asses: #5:

[eloquinnt]

You have too much time on your man hands. Look forward to a slushie facial tomorrow, Berry. I hear there may be one coming your way.

[argylenkneesox]

I tend to think it's beneficial to keep up to date with current polls and your promise of a slushie facial really lacks the element of surprise.

[eloquinnt]

Current polls that you made up.

All right. How's this: expect 1-3 slushies tomorrow. Now you'll be in suspense all day long! :D

[argylenkneesox]

I certainly DID NOT make up that poll. You would have seen me around school toting a clipboard and accosting every student to ensure an accurate poll! I am offended that you would think I would fabricate poll results!

I shall bring a few changes of clothes. I appreciate the forewarning.