002. An Introduction to Me

[argylenkneesox]

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This is an introductory video of the soon to be famous Rachel Berry. That would be me. I have used my amateur editing skills and created this video to introduce myself to those of you who have yet to become acquainted with me.

I have also taken the opportunity to clear up some rumors that were floating around about me and Mr. Sandy Ryerson last

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[argylenkneesox]

1. I didn't need to check out your behind - just the latest edition of MicKinley's Fat Asses: #5:



There's also no need for ignorant, homophobic slurs, Quinn. Why stoop so low?

2. As intriguing as it might be to spend a day with a penis - if only to know what it feels like to urinate upright, I assure you, I am all lady parts - including my hands.

[eloquinnt]

You have too much time on your man hands. Look forward to a slushie facial tomorrow, Berry. I hear there may be one coming your way.

[argylenkneesox]

I tend to think it's beneficial to keep up to date with current polls and your promise of a slushie facial really lacks the element of surprise.

[eloquinnt]

Current polls that you made up.

All right. How's this: expect 1-3 slushies tomorrow. Now you'll be in suspense all day long! :D

[argylenkneesox]

I certainly DID NOT make up that poll. You would have seen me around school toting a clipboard and accosting every student to ensure an accurate poll! I am offended that you would think I would fabricate poll results!

I shall bring a few changes of clothes. I appreciate the forewarning.

[eloquinnt]

You did.

You're so very welcome.