BACK FROM ISRAEL/PALESTINE/HELL. Thank you, God. It was the saddest experience of my life ( Read more... )

ah so I'm going to Jerusalem and Palestine ("Palestinian territories"....whatever you want to call it) tomorrow ( Read more... )

LOL ( Read more... )

awwww shit.

ok, so one of my friends, Linda, has mono. Lisa and Kim both drank after Linda, and then tonight, Kim and I shared a drink. Nicely enough, she didn't tell me that the week before, she'd been drinking after mono girl every single goddamn day.

mono would be so uncool. fuck you, linda!!

(haha, I love the lj smileys)

( American Idol Spoiler Behind the Text )

ok, a few rules ( Read more... )

Sign of the Apocalypse: my life (ONCE AGAIN) is perfectly described by a Lindsay Lohan song.

Haha, I was having a bad day until my friend Natasha told me possibly the greatest story ever to cheer me up ( Read more... )

I swear to God, sometimes this whole fucking race just disgusts me.

OK, there is officially no way I'm going to survive this month ( Read more... )