PIGGYALERT!!!!!
Haha, I was having a bad day until my friend Natasha told me possibly the greatest story ever to cheer me up.
Natasha (in terms of height/weight) is average, but her family is from Burma and has this crazy obsession of trying to make her supermodel skinny. Anyway, her family routinely calls her fat and ugly. She has a 7 year old brother, and whenever she looks in the mirror, her brother always tells her, "Stop looking in the mirror, you cow, you're not going to suddenly get pretty." That's cruel; I don't think that's funny. Anyway, she was registering an account with collegeboard to check her SAT scores, and she couldn't think of a username, so her sister suggests that she call herself "Piggyalert." Hahaha, straight from the mouth of a 10 year old.
Anyway, she registers as "PIGGYALERT" (all caps), adn then she forgets her password, so she has to call collegeboard to figure out how to log in. Of course, she has to tell them her username, and all the people on the other end start smirking and making fun of her.
The point is, everytime I think of the name PIGGYALERT, I start cracking up for some reason. Seriously, she told me the story today, and I almost started crying. Actually, she told it to me a few weeks ago AND today, and I'm still laughing. I'm easily amused, but seriously, I can't stop laughing at it.
PIGGYALERT. I love that. It automatically brings a smile to my face.
PIGGYALERT!
(oh yeah, all of my friends hate each other, and they're all making me choose between them; however, it's all OK because of PIGGYALERT.)
Natasha (in terms of height/weight) is average, but her family is from Burma and has this crazy obsession of trying to make her supermodel skinny. Anyway, her family routinely calls her fat and ugly. She has a 7 year old brother, and whenever she looks in the mirror, her brother always tells her, "Stop looking in the mirror, you cow, you're not going to suddenly get pretty." That's cruel; I don't think that's funny. Anyway, she was registering an account with collegeboard to check her SAT scores, and she couldn't think of a username, so her sister suggests that she call herself "Piggyalert." Hahaha, straight from the mouth of a 10 year old.
Anyway, she registers as "PIGGYALERT" (all caps), adn then she forgets her password, so she has to call collegeboard to figure out how to log in. Of course, she has to tell them her username, and all the people on the other end start smirking and making fun of her.
The point is, everytime I think of the name PIGGYALERT, I start cracking up for some reason. Seriously, she told me the story today, and I almost started crying. Actually, she told it to me a few weeks ago AND today, and I'm still laughing. I'm easily amused, but seriously, I can't stop laughing at it.
PIGGYALERT. I love that. It automatically brings a smile to my face.
PIGGYALERT!
(oh yeah, all of my friends hate each other, and they're all making me choose between them; however, it's all OK because of PIGGYALERT.)