I read a celebrity fashion blog.  Daily.

Because it is made of awesome.   Really snarky awesome.

The link below specifically references all posts containing imagined dialogue.  The first two had me stifling serious laughter at work, and prompted me to come out and share.

http://tinylink.com/?oaVqvFFh4i

For more fun and games, hit the "delicious ( Read more... )

I don't know that I necessarily agree with the list.  I mean, Bridgett Jones was fun, but I don't know that I'd put it in the top 100?   Am wondering who put this list together and what the criteria was, anyway.

The "Big Read" thinks the average adult has only read six of the top 100 books they've printed below.

1) Look at the list and bold those you ( Read more... )

 It's spring, which means I'm unemployed again.  Hell, I think today is the anniversary of me dumping a previous employer ( Read more... )

Big Easy Rollergirls
New Orleans' Premier All-Female Flat-Track Roller Derby League
presents:

The Marigny Antoinettes vs. The Crescent Wenches
~
A Confederacy of Punches vs. The StoryVillains

Saturday October 20
Doors at 6, Game at 7
Blaine Kern's Mardi Gras World

Tickets $15 in advance, $18 at the door
(tickets usually sell out, so buy 'em online!)

www. ( Read more... )

I will be quitting my job sometime this week, if I don't get fired first for heading out to long lunchtime job interviews or faxing resumes and cover letters. Can you tell I don't much care ( Read more... )

... to change a lightbulb?

Two cherrypicker trucks, two hours, and the streetlight is still dark.

I guess we'll never know.

I may be offered a job tomorrow.  It depends on how my former bosses speak of me (hmmm), and how convincing I managed to be in my interview today.  I did fail the computer skills portion of my interview (I have 90 days experience with AutoCAD, and that was almost a year ago), but the Possible New Boss (PNB) is convinced that, because I ride a " ( Read more... )

Grrrrr.

HOW THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU SQUEEZE 5 MORE GALLONS OF OVERPRICED FUEL INTO TANK THAT WAS FILLED AND DRIVEN APPROX. 200 FEET?

Bloody Penske Truck rental bastards. Here's a fshking turnip... go ahead and squeeze.

Jerks.

Tom and I got back into town the other night, promptly attracted the attention of the Natn'l Guard with the small semi truck we brought (a Penske 26' behemoth... just in case), and then passed out in our mostly-undamaged apartment. Next day we both got jobs, and then realized that we were paying a small fortune to be driving around a giant empty ( Read more... )

Not so much of a rollercoaster, which implies a reasonably predictable uuuuuuuppp - down trend, but definitely moguls a'la skiing (not that I've ever been)... a rapidly exhausting bouncing up and down and side to side with no rhyme, reason, pattern, or seeming end ( Read more... )