(FIC) For a very special Halloween... Dark Ride

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Beware: the follow entry is nothing but me writing self serving fanservice. Shameless, panther-summoning, Jason-filled and cuddle-licious self-fanservice. I am not ashamed.

This is co-written with sasha_anu. She, the wonderful evil queen she is, did the beta and rewrote all of Etrigan's rhymes. Mine sucked, but she did an amazing job. There's also the much

Comments

[jij]

Oh, I've been looking forward to seeing not-really-a-panther Bruce for so long, and you didn't disappoint at all! This was fantastic, right from Clark's love for his city (I know you're a Gotham girl, but you can muster some affection for Metropolis too!) up to the cuddling. *sighs happily*

Jason was creepy and sexy and managed to make the interactions between Bruce and Clark sexier as well, that sly dog. For example:

Jason chuckled. “He would do anything. Anything. He didn’t say so in so many words, but if you could see the things I see…” Jason turned to look at the unmasked vigilante, an appreciative look in his eyes. “Perhaps it’s a good thing you can’t.”Whoah. That paragraph is The Sex, it really is. And I love that Bruce is somewhat flustered by this

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I.. don't remember what I did to convince you to help. I'm thinking, you convinced yourself because my rhymes were just that awful, lol. I am very thankful for your help, too. I will be happy to write you whatever you want in payment, if you want... just.. don't tell me to finish anything that I have already started, because I'm already on that!

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I know you're a Gotham girl, but you can muster some affection for Metropolis too!

I sure can! I love cities in general. I'm just much more familiar with Gotham thanks to Cat-tales, and.. well. Dark, gothic city where anything can happen, that sort of has a life of its own, a dark, demanding but loving mistress... yeah, I love Gotham. For some reason, too, I think of Metropolis as a male city, while I think of Gotham as a female city. I am completely bonkers...

Whoah. That paragraph is The Sex, it really is. And I love that Bruce is somewhat flustered by this.Isn't Jason awesome? You should see the kind of look he gave Bruce in my head. I loveee those two, and Jason can see those two are destinied, so he just teases to make Clark grumble. Also, Bruce being passive to Jason's shenanigans is canon. And I find that very sexy, for some reason

[evangelene]

Loved it!

“We’re not going to ride Bruce. We’re just not.”

So hilarious. And Clark being cold at the end was fantastic. I love Bruce fussing over him! Awesome!

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My Bruce is a closet fusser :P and he's very tired here, so he can't hide it! Clark was giving me looks of disbelief every time I suggested he mounted Bruce. Etrigan and I were having so much fun... this is totally self indulgent. I am glad you enjoyed it :)

[jij]

Etrigan and I were having so much fun... this is totally self indulgent.

Mina, dear heart, all fic is self-indulgent, or we would be paid for it and it would be work. So stop calling it that as if it7s some kind of insult, or unique to you. *grin*

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Lol, there's fic, and then there's self indulgent panther Bruce musical demon :P I know, I know. When I can't blame my crack on Sasha, I simply call it self indulgent. Otherwise, the blame is on her and it's fine by me! *grins back*

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The rhymes are aaaaall sasha_anu! I couldn't for my life rhyme properly. She asked me what the hell I meant by my rhymes and she rewrote them. My mistress is so kind *cries* :P

I am really glad you liked Jason. He was being extra mean to Clark, and kind of horny. I think there's some Jason/Bruce fics due, my Jason muse seems to be lusting over time lately. Just one month for winter holidays! wee!

[victoria_wayne]

That's so unbearably awesome, Bruce as a freakin' Displacer Beast?

They've kicked my little archer butt so many times. Heh.

Wicked liked this, very nice.

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Displacer beats are my favorite D&D monsters along with Mind flyers, but you can hardly cuddle a Mind Flyer, lol. Displacer-Bruce had to fight some blinking dogs, too. I couldn't leave him without a little fight :)

I am sorry for your archer, though. But I'm sure chaotic good shadow realm Bruce-panther would be happy to lick you all better!

Glad you enjoyed my trip to crackyness. It was overdue!

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Lol, thanks Sasha. This wouldn't have seen the light of day without you :) Your rhyming mojo is on fire! you sure you don't want to write me some Jason fic? lol. I'm glad my crack didn't break your brain!