Will I get far in life?
amish paradise -- weird al yankovic (ahaha! lovely. so, i'll go backwards in life? to 1699, perchance?)

How do my friends see me?
i'm slowly turning into you -- the white stripes (that's...creepy?)

When will I get married?
sad statue -- system of a down (...sure, why not.)

What's my theme song?
a night in the woods -- world ( Read more... )

Dear World,

Please read High Fidelity by Nick Hornby.
Yes; I do mean now.

Thank you.

Love,
She Who Now Worships Robert Fleming

my lj year, because conforming is fun sometimes:

January
What does this year have in store for me?
The Blues are Still Blue - Belle and Sebastian (well then. how lovely.) 
February
[no entries. boo.]
March
man.
April
visiting colleges is surprisingly fun.
May
 わあああああああ！！！！
June
OMGDONEWTF.
July
breakthrough is the most exhausting, intense, and rewarding thing ( Read more... )

well, this is awfully surreal.

but how do they expect me to do ANYTHING for the rest of the year?!

shoulds ( Read more... )

why i love japanese people. case and point.

waiting really sucks. 

once upon a time, i was stressed out because first trimester wanted to eat me. but then, in retaliation, i ate an orange pepper. and then i was marginally less stressed out. the end.

moral of the story: eat really crunchy foods. seriously. they are ridiculously effective tension relievers.

instead of finishing calculus homework:

These are the top 106 books most often marked as "unread" by LibraryThing's users (as of today). As usual, bold what you have read, italicize what you started but couldn't finish, and strike through what you couldn't stand.

Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell
Anna Karenina
Crime and Punishment
Catch-22
One Hundred Years ( Read more... )

i think i'm gonna do NaNoWriMo (national novel writing month).
basically, in order to "win" (grand prize = personal satisfaction), you must write a 50,000 word "novel" in the month of November.

if all goes according to plan, this should be both ridiculous and awesome.