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Here's a handy little guide to what exactly touching Buboes/Pestilence will do. The type of disease will vary depending on the nature and duration of the touch.

Simple touch - minor illness. Usually colds for a brief contact, leading up to measles and mumps for prolonged contact.

Kiss - venereal disease. Buboes' favourite kind of fun and only a ( Read more... )

Horsemen of the Apocalypse Audit Meeting?

Sex as an angel: worth Falling?

I would stop killing - for him.

Healing takes time ( Read more... )

Apocalyptic Horseman to domestic goddess? No.

theCome kiss me under the mistletoememe

Is it 'flu season yet, darlings?

*tumbleweed ( Read more... )