Answering Machine

[apoxuponyou]

You've reached Buboes Pestis. Please leave your name, number and predominant symptoms, and I'll get right back to you.

Hopefully you'll be dead by then.

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Comments

[possessingbadge]

Hey bitch. Like giving people measles? Let's see what you got.

[apoxuponyou]

Why, hello there. I imagine you're referring to that charming young man I met the other day.

He's strong - I'm sure he'll recover. Though, by all means, you may try your best. I have yet to offer the plague to anyone this century.

[possessingbadge]

Don't you "hello there" me? I know what you are and I know what you did. You aren't immortal bitch and you ever touch him again and they'll be looking for a new horseman.

[apoxuponyou]

Not immortal? You pathetic little darlings may think you've tamed the great diseases but you will never defeat them.

I will touch whom I wish - it wasn't as if he was beating me off. Happy men never wander, you know...